A/N: I don't own them clearly. This "story" isn't really a story at all. I'll just be posting random Drarry I write such as this here. Enjoy! (Reviews are always appreciated).
Harry: You poop.
Draco: Yes muggle, bravo. You realized that wizards defecate too.
Harry: Mlfoy.
Draco: What? About to state another amazing fact? Hey Malfoy, Malfoy, you have a head!
Harry: shut op Malddfoy, I'm frunk.
Draco: And I need to know you're intoxicated, because?.
Harry: I have yoir nnumber.
Draco: Yes. How exactly did you get my number, Potter?.
Harry: Seamus gavrt iy to me.
Harry: he also merntioned something about rtogu being Ggau.
Draco: I've heard all the jokes before Potter. I'm openly attracted to men and not ashamed about it. Deal with it.
Harry: youere hot.
Draco: ..what?
Harry: I saidf youre hot.
Draco: What the hell are you going on about Potter?
Harry: yoi shoyld coome to the fruyddungor common roon more often. And wkear less clother.
Draco: Where are you, Potter?
Harry: common froom.
Draco: I'm going down there to get an explanation. And possibly murder Finnigan.
Harry: can I gert aa kiss?
Draco: I'm on my way Potter.