Hello, everyone. My boredness got the best of me so I am now writing a story about Hinata x Naruto. I think this pairing is cute enough, I guess. But Hinata sort of pisses me off -- her shyness, I mean.

Disclaimer: I don't own anything...

Note: The sequence of events from the original Naruto series is going to be really out of order. So live with it -- or don't even read it. That damn simple.

WARNING! If you hate Hinata x Naruto or just hate one (or both) of them, then just don't read, okay? Flame me if you want, I'll just ignore and go on with my life. I don't have the time to reply to stupid critisizms. If you do, you're just wasting minutes of your precious finite life.

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Hinata was hiding behind the corner of the wooden fence, every now and then trying to inconspicuosly sneak a few peeks at the Naruto who was just waltzing down Konoha's streets. She liked Naruto, but she would never ever let him know that. Never.

Yet again, for about the 15th time in that day, she leaned over the corner and held the wooden posts. Naruto was almost out of her sight, about to make a turn at one of the corners. Time to follow him...

Hinata admitted even to herself that she felt slightly stalkerish and obsessive over Naruto. I mean, even Hinata knew. What girl follows her crush and hopes they don't notice her? Not a lot.

So Hinata stealthily walked after Naruto; only after he turned at one of the corners, she tried to be as quiet as possible. However, when she was about to turn at the corner Naruto had turned at, she tripped. She had fell on the hard cement ground with a loud thud because she tripped over a damn cat. The cat hissed angrily and gracefully leapt away.

Ow!!! She managed to not yelp in pain.

"Hinata-chan?" Naruto's very-familiar-voice felt like thousands of drums banging in Hinata's eardrums.

Still on her stomache, and her chin on the ground, arms in front, outstretched -- probably to try to catch herself, she tried to quickly recollect herself. Hinata didn't want to look silly or foolish in front of Naruto. Hinata wanted to try to impress him as much as she could. To look as attractive, pretty and appealing to Naruto.

Naruto put out his hand. "Here."

Hinata blushed a deep red so her face was a dark cherry color. "N-Naruto-kun..." She accepted his hand and he helped her get to her feet. "A-arigatou..."

Now that Hinata was standing up, she kind of put her head down and her hands were holding each other in front of her. For a few seconds, there was an awkward silence.

Naruto felt the need to break the eerie quietness. "So~ Hinata, what are you doing out here?"

Hinata didn't think that Naruto would ask this questions; she didn't think that Naruto would find her. What should I say!? Hinata wasn't sure what to say. "Well... N-Naruto... I'm just... well... out on a walk." It was the first thing that popped in her mind that wasn't stupid, outrageous or didn't make sense.

"On a walk?" Naruto asked.

"..." Hinata still didn't look up, instead, she just nodded.

"SAME HERE!!!" Naruto retardedly exclaimed. "We should go to the book store together, since we're on the same street. It's not far!" He suggested.

"O-okay!" Hinata was up for that, at least. A trip to the book store was something that wouldn't seem suspiscious or strange just in case they ran into some friends.

After a short walk filled with many awkward silences in between small talk, they finally arrived at Konoha's one and only book store; Bookster. (I know it's a lame name.)

Hinata and Naruto went their own ways in the book store, Hinata going to her little genre of books and Naruto his way. After a while, Hinata started to wonder where Naruto was, she just got absorbed in a very good novel and lost track of time.

It's late! Hinata thought. I wonder where Naruto is...? I haven't seen him in a while in this book store... I hope he didn't leave me...

Hinata reluctantly put down the novel, got up and hastily went about the store trying to find Naruto.

Hinata had checked every nook and cranny of the store and even used her Byakugan... except for this part. She tried avoiding the adult section, which was a small room with a curtain as an opening, with a large sign taped to the wall beside it. The sign clearly said, "MUST BE 18+ TO ENTER."

Knowing there was no other place Naruto could hide, he must be in here or left her. Hinata quickly glanced around herself, making sure no one was there spying on her. She was only entering the adult section for a very important reason, she was NOT a pervert.

Thrusting herself over the threshold and through the thickly-matted curtains (so no one could probably sneak peeks), she found herself in a pink room filled with posters of naked women. Hinata was slightly surprised, by how they would have such an obscene room in a book store!!! Other than that, it honestly wasn't that much of a shock. Naked women. Wow. Hinata was a girl herself so it didn't really matter, she has seen a naked woman -- since she was a female herself, too.

And guess what? Right in one of the corners of the cluttered pink room clammered with naked women was... Naruto Uzumaki!

There he was, yep, back faced to Hinata, totally absorbed in the little porn magazine he had probably clutched in his little greedy hands to notice Hinata who loudly bursted into the room.

Hinata was flabbergasted! The Naruto Hinata thought she knew all too well... was a freaking pervert? No way! Naruto - a pervert!? Hinata silently creeped over next to Naruto, so she was just peering over his shoulder. It would be a quiet way to make him notice her without the book store keeper's exploiting them in a no-no place for kids.

It was only until then that Naruto finally noticed Hinata, and realized that his sole perviness had been revealed. "Hi-Hinata-chan!!!" Naruto yelped and stumbled into the bookshelves holding precious limited-offer magazines which were encased in glass boxes. "What are you doing here!?" He also dropped the magazine, which landed open, face-up, and it showed almost-naked girls dressed in lingerie.

"Looking for you, Naruto!" Hinata replied. She wasn't her usual shy self, she felt more confrontation-Hinata now. "What are you doing?"

"... Nani/What?" Naruto asked dumb-founded.

"Naruto, don't play dumb with me!" Hinata sharply said back. She didn't like it when Naruto thought she was dumb or something -- if it was really his intention. "I mean, what are you doing here? In this... 18 and up place?"

"Oh..." Naruto stupidly answered. "Well, I'm a guy, and I like this kind of stuff. Naked girls..."

Hinata blushed-up. Having this conversation with a guy was... strange and awkward. It'd be even stranger if she didn't hurry up and block the eerie silence that was on its way, about to make things 10 times weirder. "I-I know that... It's only normal for you to like girls, Naruto-kun..." Hinata tried to look Naruto straight in the eye. "But -- obviously the sign says only adults! You are only 12! I can understand if you were starting to get girlfriends and stuff... But..."

"I know..." Naruto didn't like being scolded, especially not by some girl of his age. "But... I can't get a girlfriend," Naruto sheepishly replied, obviously quite embarrassed.

Hinata was more shy now. "Well... Naruto... u-umm... I guess you could find a-an... alternative..."

"What alternative?" Naruto questioned. "I want, need a girlfriend. But I can't get one. So can't I at least relieve myself by reading porn magazines?"

So that's what naked people in magazines are called? Porn??? What did he mean by 'relieve' anyway? Hinata felt so stupid for not knowing that. But then she quickly said, "Naruto -- I don't want to have this conversation..." She then murmurred, "Let's just go home..." Hinata knew herself they weren't getting anywhere.4

"Fine..." Naruto exasperatedly said. Obviously, he wanted to finish flipping through the dirty magazine. "Drats..."

They both managed to slip away from the pink room without being noticed, get out of the book store without the owner thinking "Hey didn't I just see that short-haired girl?" and walk home. They were speechless and didn't talk, then they left their own ways to get home because they didn't live on the same street.

When Hinata got home, she went into her room, closed the sliding door, and got ready for bed. It was pretty late, and the head-man of the Hyuuga family would definitely have not allowed such a young girl to go out at such dark junctures. It just wouldn't do.

After Hinata quickly brushed her hair with a few strokes of the comb, thoroughly brushed her teeth, dressed in her blue silk pajamas and said her prayers, she finally turned off the lights and went to sleep.

While sleeping, Hinata couldn't prevent her unconscious mind to stop wandering into thinking about Naruto Uzumaki. She knew that some girls may've been absolutely repelled and totally repulsed that her crush was a huge pervert -- Hinata actually and honestly did not mind, despite the way she acted in the pink room. It was partially a show.

With that, she slowly let her unconscious, sleepy side of her take her into her seriously-needed slumber.

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Oh ho ho ho ho ho! That is chapter 1 done! :D I hope ya'll liked it! I know this is pretty short compared to my other ones. For now on my chapters will be proper-sized. I will try to make them not too long and not too short, then it either gets to irritating to keep on going to the next chapter, or reading a long-ass chapter. Please review :)