Hello there! LOOONG time no see! So, I sorta kinda maybe gave up on Hallow,mostly becasue I completely ran out on inspiration for it. Not that life hasn't been..life, its just I really had no where to go with it, you know? So, for you guys, heres a BRAND-SPANKIN'-NEW multichap story focusing on many peoples favorite pairing, SolKat! Its my highschool AU, And it shall be great! I hope ya'll enjoy it! I've actually already written the first and second chapter, and began the third, so updates shall be quick. Enjoy!
WARNING! THIS STORY IS RATED M FOR A REASON! IF YOU DONT LIKE SLASH, FEMSLASH, LEMONS, AND/OR HEAVY ANGST I SUGGEST YOU GTFO!
Disclaimer: I am not a male. I do not have the name Hussie. I am not god. Therefor I do not own.
ABSOLUTE CHAPTER 1
"Wrong way"
Karkat could not believe it. Honestly, this was such a huge shock, he was stunned into silence. Karkat Vantas, for once in his eighteen year-old life, was dead silent. Silent to the point where it was frightening. Completly scarring. At least, thats what anyone who had grown up around the loud-mouthed, foul-language-using boy would say.
John stared at him, concered. "...Um..Karkat? You..okay, man?" he asked quietly. Karkat grit his teeth. "YOUR FUCKING GAY?" he shouted suddenly, making John jump back a little. The libraian shot Karkat a glare, but did nothing to quiet him, and even if she had said anything to him it wouldnt have mattered.
John nodded slowly, squeezing Dave's hand, which he held from beneath the table. "Karkat? Could you..be a little quieter?" he asked calmly, eyes shifting to the ground. Completely ignoring his comment, Karkat screamed, "AND YOUR DATING THIS FUCKER?" He pointed at Dave, who made a tiny flinch-like movment at the comment.
The libraian stood up and said strictly, "Excuse me sir, but one more out burst, and I will have you removed!" Karkat stood up, smiled widely, and flipped the libraian off. "I can 'remove' myself, you bitch baby-fucker." He snapped, snatching his bag and bolting for the door.
He grabbed his bike, and quickly got on, tearing off down the road. God fucking damn it, why couldn't his parents trust him with a car? He set the mini van on fire by accident for fucks sake! He peddaled quickly down the rode, thoughts muddled into a slimey stew.
John is fucking gay! And with Dave? That..that..fuck! I thought if he went gay for anyone, it would be..me! Jesus.
Its not that Karkat wanted John to be gay for him, it was just...why Dave? And why wait until they had been dating five months to tell Karkat? Couldn't he have told him sooner? Well, no, exactly, he couldn't. John knew how strict his dad and step-mom where, and if they found out that one of Karkat's closest friends was gay before Vriska came out as bi.. shit would have gone down. Now, though, it didn't matter. Karkat's parents were in a position where they were forced into liking gays,lesbians, and bisexuals, considering their favorite child was bi.
John had been there through all of this, all of Karkat's ranting, and screaming, and all the bruises and scars he had got before the whole ordeal had happened. Karkat was raised to believe gay was wrong, that if you were gay, you were a mistake. You were an accident. You were fucked up.
What I mean by 'Raised to believe..' is he had the gay beaten out of him. When he had began noticing how a certain curly-hairded, violet-eyed, clown-loving boy looked dazzling in the sunlight, he told his dad, thinking it was normal. His father, angry at the mere thought that his son, his son, could ever be gay, hit Karkat, screaming.
He never had a thought like that about another male again, but a small tic stayed in the back of his brain, reminding him that he was gross, and he was a disgusting ugly fuck up, forever.
Then, at age fourteen, freshman year, two years after the first blow had been struck, he began to date Terezi Pyrope. Beautiful, smart, loud, obnoxious Terezi Pyrope. They had began thier relationship with a big bang, and it had ended with a big bang as well, with Terezi leaving him for the one person he thought he'd never be left for. His step-sister, Vriska Serket.
Karkat had turned to his three closest friends, Gamzee Makara, John Egbert, and Sollux Captor, who had comforted the broken fifteen year-old. They told him that it wasn't that bad to be single, just look at them, they were all three perfectly happy. Then Karkat told them who she had dumped him for.
That created an outrage through out the group. All four were pissed, and all four had nothing they could do about it. Except beat the spider-bitch at her own game. Which they never suceeded in doing.
It was around that time that Vriska came out to her parents. She called a big family meeting, Karkat included. When they all sat down, she stood, looked at the three of them, then annouced loudly that she was dating Terezi Pyrope. Her mother had gasped loudly, while her father yelled nonsense. She simply smiled at Karkat, waiting for him to explode. Which he did. He stood up, drew his hand into a fist, and punched her directly in the nose, something he had been waiting to do for many years.
His dad had stood up, and shoved him onto the couch, yelling, "YOU FUCKING DUMBASS! DO NOT HIT MY LITTLE ANGEL!" he then went and hugged Vriska, saying how it was alright she was with another girl, how they were happy for her no matter what.
That sent Karkat off the edge, he ran from the house, and went to John's, telling him almost everything. And now, two years later, here he was, riding his grey bike down the street, trying to figure out how, in the middle of all of this shit, John had gone gay.
Karkat pulled into the driveway of his house, and into the garage. He threw his bike to the ground and stormed inside, wasting no time to get to his room and to get his laptop.
He opened pesterchum and scrolled through the contacts, finally finding the name of someone he could actually hold a real conversation with. 'twinArmegedons'. Sollux.
carcinoGenetics[CG] began pestering twinArmegedons[TA] at [5:30 pm]
CG: SOLLUX.
CG: FUCK, SOLLUX, I KNOW YOUR ONLINE!
CG: ANSWER ME, YOU FUCKER!
TA: je2u2 kk, calm your tiit2
CG: WELL IM SO SORRY FOR BEING UPSET, EVEN THOUGH IT IS A PERFECTLY REASONABLE HUMAN EMOTION. MY BAD.
TA: damn iit, kk. you know what ii mean. now what the fuck i2 wrong?
CG: OH, I WOULD LOVE TO TELL YOU, BUT YOU HAVE CRUSHED MY SENSITIVE HEART WITH ALL YOUR OVERLY INSENSITIVE WORDS. I GUESS THAT YOU WILL BE ALWAYS WONDERING WHAT IT WAS THAT WAS UPSETTING YOUR BEST FRIEND FOR THE REST OF YOUR MORTAL LIFE, AND SOME BEYOND THAT.
CG: FOREVER YOU WILL BE HAUNTED BY THE FACT YOU CANNOT LISTEN TO ME FOR TWO FUCKING SECONDS. THE GHOST OF MY EMOTION SHALL STALK YOU THROUGH THE EMPTY HALLS THAT WILL BECOME YOUR LIFE, AND YOU SHALL BE CAST INTO THE PITS OF DEPRESSION.
CG: ALL BECAUSE YOU WOULDN'T BE SENSITIVE FOR ONCE IN YOUR PATHETIC AS FUCK LIFE.
TA: well, that totally lacked iit2 u2ually stiing. not really offen2iive, kk. you can do 2o much better.
TA: now, what2 wrong?
CG: THANKS, YOU ASSHOLE.
CG: AND YOU WANT TO KNOW WHATS WRONG?
CG: GEE, WHERE THE FUCK DO I BEGIN?
CG: LET ME THINK HERE, LETS GO BACK TO THE SUMMER BEFORE SEVENTH GRADE, SHALL WE? TAKE A TRIP DOWN MEMORY LANE.
TA: 2ee, thii2 ii2 why ii 2ometiime2 iignore you! you bather on u2ele22y about 2omethiing that doe2nt matter, and when we fiinally get down to the poiint you were tryiing to make, iit2 2o 2tupiid! NOW II REPEAT. WHAT. THE. FUCK. II2. WRONG?
CG: OKAY, I'LL GET TO IT. IMAGINE OUR CIRCLE OF 'FRIENDS' WE HAVE. ALL SIXTEEN. NOW SLOWLY AND DRAMTICALLY LIKE THEY DO IN MY FUCKING AWESOME MOVIES ZOOM IN ON ME ,YOU , GAMZEE , JOHN , AND DAVE. NOW CUT OUT ME, YOU, AND GAMZEE. WHAT DO YOU SEE? DO YOU SEE THE DUMB FUCKER KNOWN AS DAVE STRIDER?
CG: NOW LOOK AT JOHN. HOW DOES HE LOOK? WELL OBVIOUSLY HE'LL BE HAPPY AS FUCK. BECAUSE, OH LOOK! DAVE IS HOLDING HIS HAND! DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS COULD POSSIBLY MEAN? OR ARE YOU TOO DUMB TO FIGURE IT OUT?
CG: INSTEAD OF WAITING FOR A REPLY, IM JUST GOING TO FUCKING SAY IT. JOHN IS A HOMOSEXUAL. HES A FUDGEPACKER.
CG: JOHN 'NOT A HOMOSEXUAL' EGBERT IS AS GAY AS THE LEAD SINGER OF FUCKING QUEEN.
TA: ii cant hone2tly 2ay iim 2hocked, kk.
CG: HOW THE FUCK IS THAT NOT COMPLETELY SHOCKING YOU? YOU SHOULD BE HAVING A HEART ATTACK AND DYING BECAUSE OF THE SHOCK OF MY PREVIOUS STATMENTS, THOLLUCKS.
TA: well, becau2e..ii kiinda already knew?
CG: WHAT?
TA: john told me and tavro2 a couple day2 ago.
CG:...
CG:...
CG:...
TA: kk?
CG: FUCKING EGBERT!
carcinoGenetics [CG] ceased pestering twinAmeggedons [TA] at [5:55 pm]
Karkat slammed down his laptops screen, then burried his face into the bumblebee pillow pet Sollux had gotten him for his fourteenth birthday. He burried his face deep into the pillow and screamed until his lungs burned for air and his eyes stung with hot, angry tears.
'Annie's twelve years-old, in two more
she'll be a whore, nobody ever told her:
Its the wrong way'
AN: Did I mention that Vriska and Karkat are step-siblings? Oops, well, they that was chapter one. Never said they would be long chapters. WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT TIME? WHEN WILL WE GET TO THE M RATED STUFF? WHEN IS SOLKAT COMING INTO PLAY? WHAT WILL HAPPEN? FIND OUT IN THE NEXT INSTALLMENT OF 'ABSOLUTE' BY ME!
Seriously though! I hoped you liked! Some Constructive Critism will be awesome, and some nice comments ar egreatly appriciated! Love ya'll!
Peace,Love, and Slash,
Emie(Lesser than three)