Johnny Test versus Dexter, Boy Genius
By Neoraichu
This story is based on Johnny Test and Dexter's Laboratory.
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In the dark, gloomy, and overall creepy lab of Mandark, Evil Genius, Mandark plots yet another scheme to destroy Dexter, Boy Genius. He is scanning news articles on his giant computer screen, searching for ideas.
"'Susan and Mary Test renew free College Scholarship at Mega Institute of Technology', 'Susan and Mary Test invent Invisibility Cloak', 'Susan and Mary Test invent the Turbo Action Backpack", he muttered, "Perhaps these Test girls can be used as my pawns against my arch-rival, Dexter, Boy Genius. Ah-haha-HAHA-haha! Ah-haha-HAHA-haha! Ah-haha-HAHA-haha! Ah-haha-HAHA-haha!"
Mandark types feverishly into his computer.
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Dad (Hugh) takes the mail from the mail box, looking over the letters as he stands there. "Bill," he mutters, "bill, bill, credit card offer, credit card offer, car insurance card offer, car insurance card offer, you're a winner... wait... I'm a WINNER?" He tears open the letter and begins to read. "Congratulations, mutter mutter win mutter all expense paid vacation mutter mutter expensive hotel mutter mutter 1 full week mutter mutter free food mutter mutter all immediate family members included mutter mutter." He runs to the house yelling, "HONEY! We won a FREE VACATION!"
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The Test station wagon, fully loaded with suitcases and trunks both inside and strapped to the top, drives down an unnamed highway. Hugh and Lila sit in front, Susan and Mary in the second row of seats, and Johnny and Dukey stuck in the back with the luggage. Johnny amuses himself by playing Tiny-Mon, but Dukey is bored because he has to act like a normal not-talking dog.
"Where are we going?" asked Johnny.
"The Hotel Schmooze," said Dad.
"You'll take us anywhere as long as it's free, won't you?"
"Darn straight, Johnny."
"Your Father is fiscally responsible," said Lila (Mom).
"That's one way to put it," muttered Johnny.
"It's lucky we sneaked the portable lab in the luggage," whispered Mary to Susan.
"What was that?" asked Dad.
"She said, 'We're lucky to have this trip. It's a privilege.'" offered Susan.
"See," said Dad, "Your sisters are grateful for what we give them. Why can't you be grateful?"
"Of course I'm grateful," said Johnny defensively, "but why do we have to spend days driving thousands of miles when we could have just booked a flight?"
"Because flights cost a lot of money, Johnny. MONEY!"
"And all of the gas we're using, the wear and tear you're putting on the car doesn't? The cost of feeding us along the way? The cost of pumping coffee into you and Mom so we don't stop and stay in a Hotel overnight?"
"You know, I didn't think of that."
"Uh-huh."
"I hate it when Johnny's right."
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KA-BOOM!
"Dee-Dee!" yelled Dexter, "Get out of my laboratory!" He ran frantically back and forth in his tiny white lab coat with his purple rubber gloves on.
Dee-Dee, in her pink tutu, danced around the lab, going from panel to panel until she found a really big RED button. "Ooo," she said, "what does THIS button do?" push click.
"NO!"
KA-BOOM!
"DEE-DEE!"
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"Ah-haha-HAHA-haha!" laughed Mandark, "My dark designs are in motion! It was child's play to prey upon the cheap nature of Hugh Test by luring them in with an all expenses paid free vacation! Now, to get the Test sisters and Dexter to battle each other! All I have to do is create a misunderstanding between them!"
He looked over his evil lab with it's evil machines and evil tools.
"This will be so easy for an Evil Genius like me! Ah-haha-HAHA-haha!"
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Johnny looked up from the Tiny-Mon game. "Cool," he said, "there's a helicopter gunship flying along the highway. It says 'DEXTER' along the side. I wonder what that means?"
"I'll just use the wireless internet to look it up," said Susan. After a few seconds, she said "It's either a boy genius or a television show about a blood-splatter scientist who kills bad guys, cuts them to pieces in a surgical sterile environment, and disposes of the remains without leaving a clue."
"Who writes crap like that?" wondered Mary.
"I don't know," said Johnny, "but that copter is FIRING MISSILES AT US!"
Hugh screams as the road around them starts exploding. The car jerks back and forth wildly as he tries to avoid the craters forming in the road in front of them.
"Why is he trying to kill us?" yelled Mary.
"I have no idea!" yelled Susan.
"I'd never thought I'd have to use this," she replied as she flipped open her watch and punched a few tiny buttons.
From a trunk on top of the car, a missile battery larger than the entire station wagon itself unfolds and fires a volley of missiles back at the copter. The air around the copter is filled with explosions.
"Missiles?" yelled Lila, "Why do we have missiles?"
The copter, smoking in a few places, breaks off the attack and runs.
"It's running!" yelled Johnny.
"Just let it go!" yelled Susan.
"Honey!" yelled Hugh, "We have a flat tire! I hope we make it to the side of the road without crashing!"
The car skids and careens to the side of the road, where it stops. Everyone gets out.
"Girls!" shouted Hugh, "You have a lot of explaining to do!"
Johnny holds his arm up and punches a button on his watch with his other hand. Blue gas sprays Mom and Dad in the face.
"Duh, we forget stuff," they said together before collapsing. Johnny catches his Mom before she hits the ground, but Dad... not so much.
"I see you still have the wrist mister that Mr. Black and Mr. White gave you?"
"Darn straight. Now ditch the missile battery."
"Done."
The Missile Battery folds back into the trunk.
"Oh," moaned Hugh, "what happened."
"It was horrible, Dad," said Johnny, "We blew a tire on that crappy stretch of highway and almost crashed. You and Mom were so shaken that you both fainted as soon as you got out of the car. Are you all right?"
"Yes," moaned Lila, "I'm feeling better now."
"Johnny, help me replace the tire, would you?"
"Sure Dad, no problem."
"You're such a good boy when you try."
"Hey, I have a reputation to maintain here, so don't spread it around."
Everyone else laughed.