Yu-Gi-Oh Fairy Tales
Chapter 1
Cinderella
Once upon a time, there was a boy named Ryou Bakura. Ryou lived with his bitch stepmother, Mai, and two bad stepsisters called Tea and Tristan. Mai, Tea, and Tristan made Ryou cook and clean for them. Still, Ryou managed to be cheerful. All the Kuribohs who lived in hidey-holes in the house loved him.
One day, it was announced that Prince Marik was having a disco ball. Mai, Tea, and Tristan were excited, and they all had beautiful ball gowns for the occasion. Ryou asked his stepmother if he could attend as well, but she wouldn't allow it because Ryou didn't have anything to wear. Noticing Ryou's sad situation, the Kuribohs made him a pretty dress out of his stepsisters' old clothes. The angry sisters quickly destroyed it as they and their mother left for the ball.
Ryou began to cry. "Now I will never meet Prince Marik!" Then, all of a sudden, a little boy in a pink dress appeared. "Hello," he said. "I am Mokuba, your fairy godcrossdresser. I have a pumpkin carriage and four Kuriboh horses ready for you. Now all you need is…" And then Mokuba turned Ryou's rags into a gown. He also placed two plastic slippers on Ryou's feet.
"Be back by midnight," warned Mokuba. "The spell will run out."
Ryou absolutely loved the ball. He danced with the prince. He was having a wonderful time when the clock struck midnight. He ran away, leaving a plastic slipper behind. "Wait, foo'!" screamed Prince Marik. "I don't know who the hell you are!" He kept the plastic slipper, which, for reasons unknown, retained its form.
The next day, Prince Marik searched the kingdom for a crossdressing man who fit the shoe. The last stop was Mai's house. She locked her stepson in the basement so he couldn't get out. Mai, Tea, and Tristan could not get the slipper on their feet!
"Wait!" screamed Ryou. "I have the other shoe!" It turned out that his Kuriboh friends had smuggled the key to the basement off of Mai. Prince Marik placed the slipper on Ryou's foot. It totally fit. "OHEMGEE!" screamed Marik. "I heart j00!"
So they had a gay wedding and lived happily ever after.
The end.