freeform (no grammar) comment fic thing based on YYT's song Wait till u see my dick
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he plays the raunchy song as he sashays, seductively, sexily walks his way towards Bruce
it's not looking successful, by the way Bruce frowned as he listened to the lyrics,
but at least he tries
..
and he was totally lipsinging to the song too,
and doing some horribly imitated body caresses on himself (he found said caresses on the naughty mags Dick forgot, not that he went through the former's room nope)
and he thought seduction might work with that
but Bruce's face gets all types of confused
then blanched
and he just kinda ends up in the middle of the cave, holding his hand almost in his pants
with an almost confused face of his own
the music's turned off before ending and
oh shit is Alfred behind him
..
and he turns around
says "Hey Alfred,"
tries to raise a hand to wave, realizes it's the same hand that was this close to…
yeah
hears Bruce purposefully, intentionally, making loud typing noises (no he is not exaggerating)
and Alfred gives him a level stare with a stately eyebrow raised high
says "Master Jason, I do hope you never bring such vulgar 'music' into the household," before turning on his heels, up back to the main house
with his back respectfully straight and proper
and Bruce fails hiding a chortle
"It's not funny!" Jason turns to the older man, face red hot with embarrassment. "Could have warned me."
"I was," Bruce chuckles, "quite distracted"