Hi! It's me, Lilac Ravenclaw. School's out (pretty much). My mom makes us do these workbooks for the summer, so I got an idea…. PLEASE DON'T HURT ME! The thing's a monologue, so no other characters speak, and it's just the one character. Guess who it is, and I'll give you a Caf-Pow….and no, it's not Alice or the White Queen, though I planned on it being about the White Queen but couldn't see her drinking away her sorrows.
Enjoy, and flamers get Gib-slapped.
Update: This is one of the pieces I look back at and wonder why it was so short. I could probably prolong it, add a monologue where he (it's a he) kills the King. I like that thought. I'll try my hand at it as soon as I have some free time on my hands. Meanwhile, Sherlock is calling for me… I've made some minor adjustments, nothing to the plot. So enjoy!
Presenting to you….
Insanity of the triumvirate
By Lilac Ravenclaw
"Am I mad? I might be. But I have had it up to here with those two! They treat me like trash!"
This is why I'm planning to kill them. They must be eliminated. For the sake of our people. For all that is Dark and pure."
They have ignored me for the last time! A slip of a poisoned sword in battle and all that would be left of his is his horribly good corpse."
The girl would follow quickly, drowning her soul in drink, while a toxin I love worked away at her mind, weakening her will to naught, the ghastly dirty girl…"
And I would be left King!"
King of the insane, perhaps, but nonetheless a king! My insanity may have driven me to the brink, but THEIR pureness will be their DEATH!"
But who am I to question the great force of insanity, for my crooked head gives me the strength to kill a thousand men? Insanity is preferable if sanity makes one weak…"
Down with the bloody Red Queen!"
The end
Heheheh…. Probably messed with your brain with the last part, huh? Yeah, this is a oneshot unless someone gives me an idea to continue it. Have fun!
Di immortales, this is fun.