What Mariarosa Ponders About: TMNT (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Questions

Mariarosa: Welcome ladies and gentlemen to another installment of "What Mariarosa Ponder About". Today's special: TMNT also known as Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, let's begin.

Question 1: Females into play?

Now we all know that there are female characters in the show/comic/movie there's April, Angel, that green Dragon Master chick, Mona Lisa, Karai, and lastly the short appearances of Venus de Milo. And although there are pairings with these females the only ones that make any sense to me is Mona and Venus, see how similar they are to the turtles. Also I've read stories of OCs that are either human, aliens, or also mutated animals, be they reptilian or mammal. So I must ask, must there be pairings?

Question 2: How in the world does that work?

This might disturb some people but I have read these stories and something that never really makes sense to me is, how do the turtles have sex? They're practically naked already so what's this about being able to have intercourse? The character design isn't something that makes sense to me in ways that people can write stories like this. Where are the reproductive organs located? Is it even possible for them or is it just something for people to make up and write about?

Question 3: My baby turtle?

Ok, if a turtle and a human can get together would a child even be possible to create? I know some people will argue that the turtles have been mutated and are almost human themselves but they still have that turtle gene in them. Will the mutated DNA that they have really able for them to have children?

Question 4: How'd you like your egg?

Ok, with this I'm convinced that if the turtles are paired up with a mutated reptile like them that their kids will be eggs. I say that it's possible for them to still reproduce but as normal turtles would, EGGS!!!!! That's what I believe, how many eggs at a time, I do not know and it is something I am curious about as well.

Question 5: Ageless?

Now if there is one thing I know about turtles, it's that they age slowly and can live for a long time. So, if a turtle was paired up with a human wouldn't he outlive her and watch her die? That doesn't sound great to me, would it even be smart to get a mate? Or did the mutation change their aging as well?

Now I'm sure you all can understand where I'm coming from with all of this, I'm just one of the few people that like to question some of this "logic" that people say about the turtles so that their Fanfictions can make sense. So please, comment me, answer my questions, and prove me wrong, anything you want. Or maybe ponder about this yourself; see ya next time on "What Mariarosa Ponders About".

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