Schoolteacher Voldemort [by me]
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The Dark wizard strode into the room, stopping at the desk. With one penetrating glance, he took in the entire room. He spoke.
"Hello class. I am here to teach you Defense Against the Dark Arts. If you fail, you will die horribly. Now, let us begin."
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Schoolteacher Voldemort [by my sister]
"This is the Imperius curse—"
(laughs)
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"This is the cruciatus curse"
(screams of pain)
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"Avada Kedavra!"
(silence)
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"And that is the Death Curse! Now! Class dismissed! Have a nice Christmas!"
(psychotic laugh once everyone is gone)
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