Hello! ^^ Well this is my first fanfic I publish...ever! So yea...Crack is meant to be dumb and silly anyways, right? and uh I don't have a beta so there will probably be plenty mistakes.. I seperated this one-shot in unnecessarly short chapters so you can exit safely at any given time ┌(;´Д`)ﾉ Enjoy!
"Hey! I found these in the laundry in my shirt pocket! Reese came into the room yelling, waiving a pack of cigarettes. "You put them there, didn't you?!"
"Yeah, just like you put my muddy sneaker on the kitchen table!" retorted Malcolm throwing said sneaker at Reese.
"Guys, what's going on," interrupted Francis, looking up from his newspaper he was reading next to them.
"He's trying to get me grounded so I can't go with you…but he's too stupid to pull it off" accused Malcolm, circulating Francis to get closer to Reese
"We'll see who's stupid when this stupid is watching a wrestling match," asserted Reese.
"Whoa, guys, this is supposed to be a contest about love and you twisted it into something ugly," interrupted Francis. "Carry on," he added.
The two younger boys snarled at each other and began to fight.
"This, too, pleases me," said Francis turning back to his newspaper.
The boys fought for a good 10 minutes when they stood up, panting, bruised and scratched in front of Francis.
"Look," Malcolm started, "we can't do this anymore..."
"Yeah..Choose," demanded Reese.
"Well I did say this was a contest about love..." started Francis as he slowly rose from the chair. "So show me how much you love me", and with that Francis dropped his pants. The both boys exchanged glances.
"No! No way! We're not doing another butt-kissing contest" said Reese.
"No, boys, this time I want you to kiss something else..."
Ok well you can see where this is headed...hahaHAHAHA. \(^o\) (/o^)/