Letters to Moscow
Disclaimer: I have a secret…a dark secret….I….do not own Hetalia in any way, size, shape, or form. But I do own my version of the Moscow OC…I think…..
A/N Ok so, just send in your questions and stuff through the reviews. See what I did there? I'm forcing you to read and review. . I'm going to give a thorough description of my OC first, appearance, personality, friends, etc. I'm trying to make my Moscow as different from the rest as possible. The others seem so…serious. Not fun at all. And just a side note, because I am Russian, I will use some popular Russia anecdotes and phrases and jokes, meaning that the humor will be either mean or just plain stupid. Don't hate though. I didn't invent them, I just wish to share them with the world to make this truly authentic and Russian. Also, I hate Google translate, and I don't have Russian letters on my keyboard, so you get Russian jibberish. Harasho? Ve saglasno? Good, now on with the fic I guess.
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Human name: Alexey Braginski
Nickname: Alec
Hair: shoulder-length, shaggy, blond hair with platinum highlights
Eyes: blue-grey, like the ocean
Languages: Russian, English, and French.
Usual clothing: Long white peacoat with ornate, gold buttons, white dress shirt, black blazer, dark-wash skinny jeans, and long, black fur-trimmed boots.
Personality: Moscow is very social, making him extremely talkative. He can ramble all day about random crap if you let him. He loves art and music, and his purpose a lot of the time is to represent the beauty, culture, and achievements of Russia. He is, in a way, Russia's personal trophy-case. Despite his intelligence, he despises politics, and is somewhat useless in battle. After all, he was made to be beautiful and cultured, not to spill blood. Moscow hates cleaning, and can cook, but dislikes it. He gets along with others very well, but sometimes comes across as annoying because of his hyper-activeness. Moscow is very impatient, and whines a lot. He is often lonely because he lives so far from his friends, and this causes him to be extremely clingy. His worst habit is that he constantly touches his hair when he is nervous. He also has a secret love for anime. (A/N sorry it's long…he has a complex personality .)
Love Interest: Moscow is madly in love with Russia. However, Russia merely sees him as kind of a nuisance; harmless, but annoying. Moscow also has a slight crush on Prussia, which he tries not to acknowledge.
Friends: London, Paris, Tokyo, New York, California, France, fem!Russia, fem!France, Austria, Prussia, Madrid, and Poland.
Enemies: Washington D.C., Germany (well he doesn't really hate him, he's just terrified of him), China (jealous of China for obvious reasons), Belarus (but he does like male!Belarus), Canada, Lithuania, and Minsk.
Favorite Occupations: Karaoke, drinking, going out to the theater, shopping, dancing, sleeping, talking, and writing letters.
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Now for a message from Moscow himself:
Privet! How are all of you? I'm Moscow! But please, just call me Alec. I hate when people use my formal name. It's so boring, just like D.C. I swear that suka has a giant pole up her butt! Anyways, I've been so lonely lately, and my beloved Ivan never visits me. He's always hiding out in Novosibirsk, but I don't want to go all the way there. Bleen, tam tak holodna. But then again, it gets so hot here in the summer that I sometimes want to go to Siberia. The cold is better than humid heat. When it's so hot, the mushrooms don't grow so I cannot go to the forest and pick them! It sucks! (A/N lol yeah...in Russia we pick mushrooms in the forest. True story bro.) Ugh, I'm ranting again….Ivan yells at me for that…but anyways, my loneliness is why I want to write these letters! Paris said its fun, so I'm going to take her word for it. So please, pajalusta, send me some letters. I don't want to talk to my cat anymore…Ya vas lublu! :3
A/N So what do you think? Do you guys like my OC? Please read, review, and send in questions and such. I have nothing better to do…But like Moscow, I love you all and appreciate all reviews, even the bad ones. And yes, Moscow will respond even to negative things and rp's. Au revoir and dasvedanya!
~Sasha