"Hello Amy! Hello Rory! It's a bit lonely with just me in the TARDIS, so I thought I'd give you a ring to say hello. That's what people do, right? Give their friends rings just to say hello?
Anyway, yes, this is me, saying hello. I hope you're having fun whatever it is you do when I'm not around, and that you're keeping an eye out for danger. Things are pretty quiet here on my end - I may have accidentally written one of Beethoven's symphonies before he got a chance to, but those things do happen. This reminds me of the time I met William Shakespeare... have I ever told you that story?
I should be popping in some time soon, although... I'm not exactly sure of when it is I'm calling you, so I can't be certain of when 'soon' is. Either way, you can't say that I didn't phone ahead this time!
"You won't believe the planet I just found! All of their water is in the sky, oceans of it. That doesn't stop them from taking boats out, either! They've got to strap themselves in to keep from falling out. I've got to bring you here one day, you'll love it. There are so many places I've always planned on taking you. If there was time, I would take you to all of the places I've been to - the good places, anyway. We've had a pretty good go of things, but you've seen far more of the bad side of the universe than I had intended. I promise you, one day I'll make up for it.
Take care, Ponds. Until next time."
"You always tell me to phone ahead, but you never pick up when I call. That's alright, though. I'm sure you'll get back to me when you've got the time.
I miss you two. You were around for so long, that I started to take everything about you for granted. You'd think that after all these years, I'd have learned that nothing is forever, and that you should cherish what you have while you've still got it. Oh well... it's not like we won't be seeing each other again, eh?
I don't think I've ever told you how much both of you mean to me. In 1,200 years of time and space, I have seen so many amazing things... but nothing ever compares to how wonderful my friends are. Nothing compares to how wonderful you two are. I just want you to know that.
Stay safe."
"Please, please pick up. It's important... I need you. Both of you."
"One day, I'm going to stop calling you... because I'll have accepted that you won't be picking up the phone. That you can't pick up the phone. You're gone, and I'm still here... like always.
I can't stop thinking about you two. About... about how you died. About how it was my fault. I feel so, so guilty for what happened... and it's tearing me apart.
I would do anything to be able to see you again - to give you the chance to live long, normal lives. Without me. At least then you would be alive, and you would have children. You lost everything because of me. I'm sorry for that.
After so many years, I've heard thousands of theories about what happens to us after we die. I don't know who's right, or if anyone is right... but whatever happened to you, I hope that you're together and that you're happy. I hope that we get a chance to see each other again one day. Although... I'm not quite sure I deserve to go to the same place you are.
If you are somehow getting this message, I love you both so much. You were my family... still are my family. Even after we stopped travelling together all the time, you were the two people I could always go back to. I can never thank you enough for that.
Goodbye, Ponds."
