AH! This is my first Naruto fanfic so please ignore any mistakes. To tell the truth me and my friend JJ wrote this in school and turned it in as an assignment. I guess this is mainly Naruhina but it has Nejiten. cough cough Sasuke please say the disclaimer.

Sasuke: Hn

Angel: Thank you! I do not own Naruto at all, the others are noted at the end -but- (Sasuke is too much of an ass to say so)

ENjoy!

"What?!" a voice echoed through the large compunds of a palace.

A young girl with blue hair looked up from where she sat in a garden, surrounded by flowers, bushes, shrubs and whatever you find in a garden. Her long hair fanned out as she turned her head towards the noise. She sat still and listened for a minute but no shrieks or sounds of breaking glass came. She sighed and continued to meditate until.

"HINATA-HIME-SAMA!!!!!"

Hinata flinched and she turned to see a servant run out the door towards her. She stood up and walked calmly down the rocky path. The servant stopped in front of her and knelt.

"Hime-sama, His highness requests your presense." He stated in a carfully practiced voice.

Hinata frowned. It was strange for her cousin to call on her so suddenly. She nodded to the messanger and smoothed out her kimono like dress. The messenger stood up at Hinata's approval and accompanied her to the meeting room where the king was waiting. As she neared the sliding door she could already hear voices.

"WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING?!" a female voice yelled.

"Hn" replied a deep male one.

Hinata smiled. They were at it again. The King and Queen often fought to their pleasure.

She opened the door and walked inside.

"Good morning Neji-nii-san, Tenten," she said cheerily.

The couple was standing in the middle of the room behind a large table. Tenten had several kunai in her hands and had them poised at a young man with silvery moonlit eyes. The young man had his arms crossed and a slightly pissed expression on his face. Tenten sighed, put away her kunais and turned to face her.

"Morning Hina-chan" she said.

Even though Neji and Tenten were only 18 they were already in power, or rather, Neji was in power and married her. Tenten was very close to Hinata even though they were a year apart. Neji glared one more time at Tenten, who smirked back and sat down next to him.

"er, Hinata, we have a proposal from the King of the Lightning country"

Hinata tilted her head the side with an inquiring look on her pretty face.

Tenten twitched a little and nudged Neji.

Neji's frown deepened and he turned back to hinata.

"you're getting married. To Sasuke" He said bluntly.

Hinata froze. Had she heard wrong? She chuckled.

Sasuke was the missing prince of the Lightning country. Younger brother to the current king and queen, Itachi and Hana. He had been recently found by guards and dragged back 'home'.

"EXCUSE ME!!!!?!?????" she yelled in a very un- Hinata like way.

"I FRIKIN 17!!!" she yelled again.

Neji sighed and put his head in his hands as Tenten smirked.

"I told you didn't I? Bad decision Hyuuga." She scolded happily.

"Itachi made me..." he muttered.

Hinata was still in shock and she couldn't process the info. So, not knowing what to do she ran out the door. Tenten noticed and she ran after her.

"Hinata!" she called.

She was almost out the door when Neji stopped her.

"Let her go" he said hoarsly.

Tenten turned around to see Neji. His pale eyes were full of regret and Tenten couldn't help but soften up. She sighed once more and walked back into the room. She sat down next to Neji and held his hands in hers.

"She'll be fine…I think" she said smiling warmly.

With that she gave a small kiss on his cheek and went off to target practice.

Meanwhile Hinata was running aimlessly through the palace. She had tears in her eyes when she bumped into a wall and fell over.

'ow…' she though as she sat up and rubbed her head. 'I ran into a wall…how stupid of me'

and then she saw orange. She looked up to see a grinning face with marks on the side that made the person look like a cat.

"N-naruto-kun…" she murmured, blushing deeply.

Naruto smiled and bent down next to her.

"Watcha doin hime-sama?" He asked.

Hinata blushed harder.

"N-naruto-kun, y-you don't h-have to call me that. Jus-"

Naruto cut her off with a wave of his hand.

"Meh, I'm just a poor servant with no life who would have ended up as a hoboe if I hadn't come here." He said, smiling like an idiot.

Naruto had been working at the palace since he was little. When he was about five years old one of the council members, Iruka had found him and brought him to the two had grown up together even though their ranking was different. Now they were older and things had changed.

'Things had changed' Hinata, 'They really have'

She then though of Sasuke. The tears that had disappeared came back in a rush.

"N-naruto-kun, I t-think I need to g-go now." She whispered, standing up.

With that she ran down the hall and out the door to the garden, where everything had started. Naruto cocked his head with a silly expression on his face. Hinata came to a stop, sat down on a bench and sobbed silently.

'why des this have to happen to me?' she thought.

THEN

With a poof of smoke and leaves 2 figures popped out of thin air. They appeared to be argueing over something.

"No! Its my turn to say the first line pig!"

"Gah, shut up Forehead, can't you see she's crying?"

"Well no shit, Sherlock"

Hinata stopped crying and looked closer as the smoke cleared away.

Both of the figures seemed to be female. One had pink hair that was cut short. When she turned her head Hinata could see that she had bright green eyes. The second one was a blond, her hair up in a high ponytail with bangs framing one side of her face. The two fought until Hinata interrupted.

"uh, excuse me but who the hell are you?" she asked politely

They stopped and turned, simitanuously towards her.

"Oh," said the pink haired one.

The blonde nudged her forwards and she spoke.

"We are your fairy Kunoichi." She said.

Blink

Blink

Blink

Hinata's eyes widened.

"But you guys seem so… young…" she murmured.

The blonde scoffed. "Just because we have amazing powers doesn't mean that we have to be old. I'm Ino"

"And I'm Sakura. We're oth 17, like you are."

""Hinata"" they said at the same time.

Hinata's face deadpanned. How did they know her name and age? Were they stalkers?

So of course Hinata asked.

"NO!" they wailed.

"We aren't stalkers we just know everything" Ino said.

Sakura's head bobbed in agreement behind her.

"We are here to save you because you're getting married and you hate the person you're getting married to…"

"...by the way who is it?" Ino asked.

"Sasuke from the Lightning Country" Hinata said sullenly.

Ino gasped and glanced at Sakura, who's eyes had widened. Hinta peered at her.

"Is there something wrong Sakura-chan?" she asked.

Sakura shook her head but Ino answered.

"Sasuke was her ex-boyfriend. He left sakura behind during a war, cheated on her, and ran away to the Lightning."

Hinata's face crinkled.

"I'm sorry" she said.

Sakura smiled and waved it off.

"Ne, it's alright. I turned him into a frog afterwards but that bitch Karin kissed him."

Hinata giggled until Ino stamped her foot on the ground.

" I'VE GOT IT!" she screeched.

"YOU'VE GOT WHAT!" Sakura yelled.

"WE'LL KIDNAP HINTA SO SHE CANT GET MARRIED!!" she crowed.

Sakura stood still and looked Ino dead in the eye.

"Ino…how much crack did you have thid morning…" she asked, seeing if Ino's pupils were dialted.

"None!" she said proudly "and YOU'Re the one who has a secret stash." she countered.

"I do not! It's the white rabbit okay?" Sakura pouted.

"Meh" Ino scolded.

In the middle of all this Hinata was still contemplating the idea of allowing herself to get kidnapped by two crazy kunoichi.

"Well then…" Sakura said.

"…We'll be taking you somewhere…right?" Ino finished

Hinata nodded and thought 'oh hell, what could happen?'

And so Ino and Sakura took hold of Hinata's hand. In an instance they were gone.

LATER

Later that day Tenten was cleaning up after training when a messenger ran into the grounds. He was standing right in front of the target and Tenten had just barley missed him. The messenger crept over and whispered in her ear.

"WHAT!?" Tenten yelled.

The messenger cringed as she dropped all her weapons and raced for the door.

Inside she ran to Neji's office and slid the dor open. He was behind the oriental desk, fast asleep.

"WAKE UP HYUUGA!" Tenten yelled in his ear.

Neji kumped and knocked over a huge pile of papers.

"Shit" he muttered.

Tenten smiled apologetically and helped pick them up. Then she remembered what the messenger had said.

"Neji, Hinata's gone"

Neji flinched and froze.

"What do you mean gone?" he asked slowly.

Tenten sighed and gripped the front of her dress

"I mean like. She's-been-kidnapped-and-dissapeared-or-ran-away-from-here gone."

Neji stood up, his eyes wide.

"Fuck times 3" he answered.

"Yes, indeed" Tenten said.

And so while the two calmed down they had a cuss fest.

"Damn"

"Shit"

"Crappity crap crap"

"Fuck"

"Asshole"

"Who me?"

"No"

"Hn"

Little did they know that a certain someone was outside the door listening.

'Hinata's…gone?' thought Naruto.

He sank to the floor. He had never had a chance to tell her how he felt. He'd had years to do it but…

A couple minutes later he was still in a daze when something caught his eye. It was a lily in his hand. It was supposed to be for Hinata. Naruto grimaced but then something ran across his path.

"I'm late! I'm late!" it chirped.

'it' was a white rabbit with large eyes and…HUGE eyebrows. (guess who?) it was wear a suit and carrying a large pocket watch.

The rabbit hopped around screeaching.

"Oh, the un-youthfulness! I'm late!"

Naruto stood up to get a better look but it ran away.

"h-hey! Wait!"

Naruto chased after the rabbit. It ran out the door, around the garden and into a hole under a bonsai tree (I know that they're small but hey…) Naruto bent down under it and saw a million things underneath. Then he spotted it…RAMEN!

It was a ramen stall floating in mid air. Across the top it read 'Ichiraku' Naruto howled with delight and jumped.

"RAMEN HERE I COME!" he yelled.

As he fell past the stall he grabbed a bowl and enjoyed his ride down. What he did not notice was that the bowl read 'eat me'. A couple minutes later he fell onto solid ground.

"Ow…" he whined.

In front of him was a door just big enough for him to fit through. He grabbed the handle but it was locked. Naruto frowned and jiggled the handle. It remained locked. Naruto looked around and on a HUGE table he saw…a key. Naruto knew he couldn't get up there but saw a bowl of slime labled 'eat me' Naruto's frown deepened. There was no way in heaven, earth, or hell that he was going to eat THAT. So he turned around and yelled

"RANSENGAN!"

Thus ends the life of the door.

Naruto strolled out into sunlight to see a field of red flowers. He kept walking but felt like falling asleep. Still he kept walking. Not to far away he could see a cottage. As he got closer he could smell ramen. His face perked up and he speeded towards it. He pulled open the door to reveal a man in a black and red cloack stirring a huge pot of ramen with a sword.

He didn't turn around but another voice acknowledged him.

"Oh!" it said.

The person was another man in an outfit that revealed his midriff.

'AH! GAY!' Naruto thought.

The man crossed his legs and winked at Naruto.

"You must be tired. My name is Sai, the Wicked Witch of the West. And this is Kisame." He waved a hand at the other man. Kisame turned around to reveal shark like features.

"He used to be a wizard for the Water but he defected." Sai said delicalty.

Naruto nodded cautiously.

"Is that ramen?" he asked.

Sai smiled "Yes, if you want some go over and Kisame will get you a bowl."

Naroto nearly passed out at the thought of ramen and he raced over to the pot. Kisame moved aside but Naruto didn't noticed. Sai, on the other had crept up behind him and almost pushed him in. Keyword almost. As soon as Naruto started to fall he waved his arms around and wailed.

"NOOOOOOOOO!!! I DON'T TASTE GOOD! AND I HAVEN'T HAD ENOUGH RAMEN YET!"

Kisame and Sai tried to get him to shut up but he wouldn't so they kicked him out the door.

"We lost such a good meal" Sai sighed wistfully.

Kisame just grunted and continued to stir the pot.

Meanwhile Naruto was running as fast as his legs could carry him. He had almost died without ramen! Then he realised that he hadn't had enough and passed out from deprivation.

When he woke up he was surrounded by people. Short people. Very short peoplr. He bolted up but they pushed him down.

"You're still weak" said the single female with a rose in her hair.

Narut took a good look around and counted seven. He was about to ask who and what they were when one spoke up.

"Pain" he said

The others then took his lead and said their names.

"Konan"

"Deidara!"

"Sasori"

"Hidan"

"Zetsu"

"Kazuku. We're the Seven Dwarfs of Red Dawn"

Naruto blinked.

THEN

"And I'm Orochimaru!" said a cheery voice.

Naruto whirled around to see a middle aged man with long, shiny black hair. He wore a puffy pink dress that floated whenever he walked. Around his neck was a large black snake.

"You must be tired!" he chirped sweetly, "Won't you come in?"

When Naruto heard that he ran away. FAR away.

"NO WAY!" he yelled.

Orochimaru pouted as he held back tears.

"But…"

Naruto still refused to come so Orochimaru sighed.

"I guess I have no choice. PUPPY DOG EYES NO JUTSU!"

Orochimaru's eyes grew large and sparkled with tears and glitter. Naruto gaped and tried to resist.

"NOOOOOO!" he yelled.

He grabbed the nearest thing, which happened to be an apple that was conveniently placed on the side of the road, and threw it. The apple sailed through the air and landed in Orochimaru's mouth. Orochimaru crunched down on it and munched happily until the poison kicked in.

"ACK!" she –no- he choked.

Naruto then ran at top speed while the snakes tried to save their master.

Naruto huffed and sat on the side of the road.

In front of him was a valley with a … nine tailed fox lying in it. On it's head was a pink crown and a wand lay at its feet. It lazily opened its eyes and growled.

"Come and get me out of this thing idiot"

Around it's leg was a chain that was linked to the mountain. Naruto hesitated. The fox spoke again.

"If you do I'll grant you one wish"

That got Naruto's attention and he slashed through the chains with Ransengan. The fox stretched and straightened its crown.

"What do you want…" it growled.

Naruto thought for awhile until the fox grabbed him and made him wish.

"Alright, alright! I…wish to go where Hinata is!"

The fox gave naruto a necklace and told him to put it on. Then he told him to click his heels together and chant.

"there's no place like where Hinata is…there is no place like where hinata is…" after chanting that for a while the valley faded away and Naruto fell asleep.

MEANWHILE!

Hinata struggled against the strong arms of the guards. Ino and Sakura had taken her to Lightning… by mistake of course. Even so, with the sharingan of the king there, Itachi, they were found before they could leave the country. Ino and Sakura were locked up for 'kidnapping' the princess and Hinata was currently being dragged to get ready for the wedding. In a couple of hourds Hinata was dressed and in tears. She wore a white dress with a kimono like top and half way sleeves with slits up to the shoulders. Her skirt was knee length and had a pattern of dark purple lilies on it. To complete it all there was a light purple bi with the ribbon trailing behind her.

'this is truly the end isn't it' she thought 'fuck the countries to hell'

There was a knock on the door and it opened to reveal Tenten. She looked terrible and pulled Hinata into a hug.

"I didn't think it would get to this" she whispered.

Hinata sobbed and stayed that way until the door opened again. This time it was Neji.

"There ready" he said stiffly.

Hinata wiped her tears and squared her shoulders. She would get throught his without passing out. Neji held an arm out and Hinata took hold of it. They walked down the hall to where the wedding was being held, Tenten trailing behind. Hinata and Neji emerged out into the courtyard filled with flowers and…well…stuff. Tenten sat down in the front row and the two kept walking. Before she knew it she was at the pulpit where Sasuke stood, in a dark suit. Neji gave her away and Hinata and Sasuke turned to face the priest, who just happened to be…GAI!?

"WE ARE HERE TODAY TO CELEBRATE THE BONDING OF TWO YOUTHFULL KINGDOMS!" Gai started.

Hinata flinched. Who the hell thought to bring Gai, the mad hatter, to be the priest. She snapped into reality just in time to hear Gai say the fatal words of the universe.

"DO YOU, UCHIHA SASUKE, AGREE TO TAKE HYUUGA HINAT-"

He was cut off by glass flying in the air. Neji and Itachi stood up simitaniously to see Naruto come crashing in on a nine tailed fox. He reached the pulpet, fell off and struggled baack up again.

"YOU!"He yelled, pointing at Sasuke.

Sasuke sighed. "Its not like a had a choice…Uzumaki"

Neji and Itachi glanced at each other, wondering how the two knew each other.

"YOU!" Naruto yelled again, "THERE IS NO WAY THAT YOU GET HINATA, TEME!"

Sasuke's eyes narrowed as he opened his mouth to speak.

"dobe"

"TEME"

"dobe"

TEME"

"dobe"

TEME"

"dobe"

"TE-"

"SHUT UP" yelled Tenten and Hana. Tenten had several kunai in her hand and Hana was glaring at them. Neji and Itachi sweatdropped as Sasuke and Naruto shrank back.

'WTH' Itachi thought

'aa, fuck times 25' Neji thought.

Naruto ran at sasuke but someone pulled him back.

"He's ours" the person hissed.

Then the room was flooded by short people.

"WHAT?!" Naruto yelled, "Y-You're the dwarfs!"

Konan turned and glared.

That immediantly shut Naruto up. Then they grabbed Sasuke and ran out the door in a whirl of paper. For awhile everyone sat in silence, still recovering frm the shock. Then Naruto broke the ice.

"eep" he squeaked.

"WE GOT HIIJACKED BY A BUNCH OF MIDGETS?!" Itachi screamed, "MY BROTHER GOT KIDNAPPED BY MIDGETS!"

"Never underestimate midgets" Hana muttered, putting a calming hand on Itachi's shoulders.

Everyone was too worked up too see that Hinata was still up on the pulpit. But Sasuke wasn't the one next to her.

"You may now kiss the bride." Gai said happily.

AN: So what do you think? Sorry if you think this is really crazy and full of crack but like I said it was in school and a monday morning...

DISCLAIMERS AND CAST

I do not own Snow white and the 7 dwarfs, Hansel and Gretel, Cinderella, Alice in Wonderland, or the Wizards of Oz.

Princess: Hinata

Prince: Sasuke

Kings: Neji, Itachi

Queens: Tenten, Hana

Servant: Naruto

FAIRY KUNOICHI: Ino, Sakura

White Rabbit: Rock Lee

EVIL WIZARD (?): Kisame

WICKED WITH OF THE WEST: Sai

7 DWARFS OF RED DAWN: Deidara, Sasori, Pain, Konan, Zetsu, Hidan, Kazuku

SNOW WHITE: Orochimaru

MAD HATTER/PREIST: Gai

COUNCIL MEMBER: Iruka

THE GREEN BUTTON NEED TO BE SLAPPED!