Konichiwa! My name is Ninten, and I'm the best Ninten ever! I'm probably the only Ninten you'll ever meet so...yeah. I mean, there's Ken but he's not that cool of a Ninten as me right? Of course not! Whatever, I think I've made my point that my name is Ninten...
Well, I guess I'll have to tell you about myself huh? Hm...well, I like baseball, my favorite animal is penguins, my favorite foods are prime rib and Oreos, and my favorite letter is Ko. I have A blood type...I'm 152 cm tall, or I guess...about 4'11"; I'm short, I get it. I have asthma, and that sucks. Um...oh! I love playing this electric guitar Dad got me, but I don't think Mom would enjoy seeing me play it...though I also play the ocarina! My classmates sometimes call me Mr. Leader, since I'm so awesome!
My family's! Well, it's pretty much just me, Mom, Dad, and my younger twin sisters Mimmie and Minnie! Oh, and Mick too; he's my dog! And my friends...that would be kinda hard to do. Right now my friends are Ness, Lucas, Claus, Bowl, Spaghetti, and Falco though. I still hang out with Loid and Ana, but more rarely.
That pretty much sums me up. Am I missing anything? Oh, I am! Frick! Okay, well...I am immortal! Yep, only the best can be! Plus, I have this super awesome knife collection and I'm pretty sure it gave Ness Ninphobia, fear of Ninten. Whatever, he's weird and a total fashion copycat! I mean seriously! He stole my outfit and just changed like...three things about it! One of them being his socks, you can't just remove the red socks from the outfit; my red socks look amazing with this outfit! I would know! I wear them everyday god dang it!
A-Anyways. Ness thinks he's so much cooler than me; well, he's not. He's not even remotely close to being as cool as me! He even stole my love for baseball, what the frick man! Enough about that totally gay loser. How about...the twins! Lucas and Claus are the best! I mean, they're a bit hyperactive but whatever. Everyone thinks Lucas is so shy and quiet; he's not, everything you know is a lie. He's a cinnamon roll. Claus...he's interesting and pretty cool! I don't know what I'd do if I didn't have him to shove into dangerous situations for me, that way he gets hurt instead of me!
Lastly, my...foreign friends: Bowl, Spaghetti, and Falco. Don't ask why I'm friends with them, it's a long story. Bowl is totally weird and sometimes acts depressed; Lucas calls him Paris Hilton for some reason...I don't get it! Ahem. Spaghetti, he's more active and fun, but he's really stupid...like stupid enough to fall for the same trick twice! Okay, I have never seen him fall for the same trick twice, but I'm sure he would. Falco is probably the most and least sane one I know. He's pretty cool, and with him and Lucas, we are the Skype Triforce! Yeah, that's how you know when you need a real life; you have a Skype Triforce...
Well, that's mainly me. I can't tell you everything! You'd be a stalker! Okay, that'd be weird. Like seriously, why would you want to know everything about me!? Whatever. One last thing: I go to the local school here with all my friends, and I live on Podunk Street! But I swear, I will cut you if you try to track me down! That's just frickin' weird, don't stalk me!
Hm...that should be enough to at least understand my weird files. But they're totally awesome files too! Soooo...how's your day? Nah, I don't care how your day is! Okay, okay. I'm just gonna go for now...ya know, have my real files later~! Won't that be fun? Yeah, of course it will. And you will enjoy it; you will be forced to enjoy it! Ahem. Anyways~! Until next time, I will always be Ninten, unless I turn into Ken...but he's frickin' gay! Ack! Just...bye, leave already!
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You frickin' retard, I told you to leave. Ya know, that kinda means leave now! Ugh...fine, stay, whatever! See if I care!
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What now!? I am going to frickin' cut you! Okay, okay. Fine. I'll leave, that's cool. You wanna do it that way? We'll do it that way. Look, I'm leaving. Goodbye, sayonara, farewell, ciao, any other word that means bye!