Eldward Elric and The Hacked Ditto Unite!

by boxorino

A D.N.A. related couple adopt a Ditto and Ash Ketchum LOL . Ash and the Mother "Die" and the Ditto gets so Upset that he Kills his father for making him kill his "beloved" family. His hope: Edward Elric. The German Alchemist, now foreign exchange child.

Prologue

My story is a very sad one. It is full of evil scientists, D.N.A. related parents, adopted children, alchemists, and Zombie Family. But one day, I met a man who I thought could change all that. His name is Edward Elric, the FullMetal Alchemist. He was the most famous alchemist of our time. When he came to the US I was disguised as a human boy, constantly watching with his brother, whose soul was attached to a suit of metal armor, and all his one thousand American fan girls. You see, I was disguised as a boy because really, I have an ugly appearance. You see… I'm a hacked Ditto, and I'm pretty sure no one would like a pink blob (sadly, I don't look like a poring blob, they are WAY cuter and everyone likes porings.). The reason why I'm hacked? That is only the beginning.