Here is a list of everything you shouldn't do when you are friends of the bots.

1: Don't call Ratchet, the Hatchet. He gets very mad.

2: Don't act like you are going to do something stupid in Ratchets' presense.

"What does that do?" (me as I reached to touch a button.) Ratchet grabbed a wrench.

"Can I drink this?" Me asking about a canister of synthetic energon. Ratchet picked up a wrench.

3: never bring a cell phone with a touch screen to a battle or encounter with cons.

"Go to hell!" I had yelled at Breakdown.

"Finding directions to 'hell'" My I phone had said.

"Get away from me, Scream." I had yelled.

"What do you want me to scream?" my phone said.

"Shut up stupid phone."

"Would you like me to define stupid or Shut up?"

"Neither!" I yelled.

"Defining Stupid."

"Hehe I hate you."

4: Never say that you think deep down inside Starscream may or may not be a big puppy dog.

I got a lot of stern looks. Especially Ratchet, who explained to me that I could not side with cons.

5: If you have been caught by cons and they hold you in the brig, try your best to annoy the guard that was left watching you.

Bang

Bang bang.

Bang bang bang.

"Stop that."

Bang.

"I said stop that!"

Long pause.

Bang.

"Grr."

Bang. Bang bang bang bang. (yes I mimicked the tums tune as best as I could.)

"Stop that or I will shoot!"

"You will have to catch me first!"

"You are chained."

"Oh yeah."

6: Don't try to help Dani around the Base. He gets mad. Even though he is blind. Period.

7: If Unicron talks to you in your mind, don't tell Ratchet.

Dani had confessed to Ratchet that Unicron talks to him. He got a sanity check. Then decided the best thing to do for revenge was put a sedative in Ratchets energon cube and draw on his face.

"DANI!" Ratchet had yelled as he came into the main room with marker on his face. He had glasses lines, a mustache, go tee, and red lips around his mouth. It was so fragging funny. No one saw Dani for a while, turns out he was hiding in one of the relic holds.

"Okay, you gotta give him credit for doing so good." Miko had said.

"Blind yet cunning, well coordinated, and mischievious, Dangerous combination." Arcee had said.

8: If you are on a stake out and Ratchet is there, Make sure you don't make your own theme music.

"Dun dun. Dun Dun. Dun Dun dun dun dun dun dun duuun." me.

"Stop that."

long pause.

"Dun."

Whack! Ratchet hitting me with his wrench I didn't know he was bringing.

ouch.

9: When in need of something to keep you from not being bored when you are at base alone with Ratchet, don't hack into the base computer system and program a dinosaur outside the base.

"Optimus! Do you read? We are under attack by a Tyrranosaurus rex!" Ratchet as he watched the animated dinosaur slowly tap on the side of the base. I finally broke out laughing when Dani broke the news to Ratchet. Me and Dani woke up on a medical berth the next day. Apparently we burst our spleen. Go figure.

10: Never address me as The Cyborg girl.

Dani got gently as I could slapped upside the back of his head. I swear he lives to annoy me.

N/A that is all I can think of for now. So I would love to hear suggestions for new rules/ guide lines etc.