AN: Heyyyyy! Sorry I know it's been a while since ya'll heard from me, but I'm NOT dead, I promise! So... Naruto ended and while doing so they created a monster, Me! BoruSara(like a lot of fans) has become my new OTP! XD So i made a lil short fic and I hope you like it, cause i'm not too sure if i'm gonna continue it or not... Anyways on with the story!^^
Sarada POV:
"Hold still please!" I said while trying to apply mascara to my boyfriend's face.
"Can't help it, it itches, Dattebasa~." He replied trying to hold back tears, the makeup irritating his eyes.
"You're the one who wanted to get all dolled up, so don't complain." I retorted "And don't you dare cry! You'll ruin all my hard work!" 'Ugh stop whining like such a baby! Shannaro~'
Hello, my name is Sarada Uchiha, daughter to Sakura Uchiha and Sasuke Uchiha. This idiot sitting across from me is Boruto Uzumaki, or "Bolt" as most people call him, son of the leafs Orange Hokage Naruto Uzumaki and Byakugan Princess Hinata Hyuga, he's also my boyfriend. Now at this point In time you're probably wondering why I'm putting makeup on my boyfriend's face, am I right? Well it's simple, he's a cross-dresser. No one knows but his mother, sister Himawari and I, though I'm assuming Hima told her boyfriend Inojin since 'You're not supposed to keep secrets from the ones you love'. But I'm getting off topic… Every now and again after a long and hard mission we need some downtime, so we hit up a couple clubs in the city and Boruto, the prima donna he is, likes to go in style and I being the wonderful girlfriend that I am dutifully help him with his makeup, picking out clothing, I even bought a wig for him. Most people would find his hobby weird but I actually think it's kind of cute and I enjoy playing dress up with him, not that I'd ever tell him that.
"There, all done." I said pinning the last curl in place. I take a few steps back to admire my work. "What do you think?"
"I look hella sexy, Dattebasa~!" He says while twirling in front of the mirror. "You did a great job! But what are you gonna wear?" He asks eyeing me up and down in my scrubs.
"Don't worry about it, I just bought this hot leather jacket and a new pair of dark wash jeans" I reply while holding up said items.
Bolt POV:
"That is hot! But if you're gonna wear that then you should also wear your combat boots." I tell her while she's changing her shirt. She responds by flipping me the bird but grabs the boots anyway. 'no matter what she says, I know she values my opinion' As soon as she finishes we sneak out the back of her house. I came in looking manly as hell, I can't just walk out wearing a skirt and expect nobody to notice, I do have my pride.
"You should have left you're glasses at home Sara, they totally clash with your look." I point out.
"I have to be able to see, don't I?" she drawls like the ever 'Sarcastic Sara' we all know and love, 'at least she's not mad…' "And shut up about my glasses!" 'Spoke too soon' "They're badass!" 'You keep telling yourself that, wildcat' those red frames do do her justice though and she looks hot as hell wearing them. I've always had an appreciation for girls who wear glasses, not that I have a glasses fetish or anything…
We arrive at the club and all eyes are on us, just like every time we come here. We pick a table and are immediately swarmed by horny men complementing our looks and wanting our numbers again. We politely tell them that we're together and not interested and most leave with broken hearts, but a few remain saying things like 'Lesbians are hot!' and 'do we wanna have a threesome?' but one look from Sarada steers them strait and has them all scattering. 'I do love a woman in charge'
"Sarada! Bonnie!" 'That's my alias when I cross-dress' "Over here you guys!" a feminine voice calls.
"Oh, Mira!" I shout excitedly, she's the bartender at this place and the only person we get along with here. She doesn't know I'm a guy, but I prefer it that way. We walk over and chat for a bit while drinking some martinis, a few more guys try chatting us up and are once again scared away by Sarada, we've always been a little possessive of each other.
"Hey Wildcat, wanna dance." I slur already drunk since I'm a lightweight.
"I'll pass, thanks. You should sober up before you go dancing, you'll regret it in the morning." She says taking her alcohol like a champ, even after her fifth martini.
"Suit yourself, I came here to have funnnn Dattebasa~ You stick in the mud!" She scrunches up her nose at me and I kiss it before going to the dance floor. My brain gets kind of fuzzy after that…
Sarada POV:
I'm definitely ready to leave, but Boruto disappeared and I have yet to find him. 'That moron! Where could he have gone now? When I get my hands on him…' I walk back to bar after checking both the male and female restrooms 'as drunk as that idiot was, anythings possible'
"Mira, did you see what happened to Bonnie?" I ask.
"I thought I saw her talking to a couple guys and then she left with them." She replied seeming a little nervous to tell me, it's no secret that 'Bonnie' and I are an item here. 'I'm not worried Boruto wouldn't cheat on me, not to mention he's as straight as they come. He only flirts with guys for fun, he's never serious. But why did he leave with a couple of complete strangers no less! Shannaro~ it's pissing me off!'
I start trying to sense his chakra signature when it becomes apparent that I'm not going to find him using the normal method. 'Got him!' I leave the club as quickly as possible going to where his chakra is coming from. When I find him I come across an unexpected sight 'well I kind of expected it' four guys leaning over an unconscious Boruto whose dress they ripped 'Oh hell no!"
"I dunno bruh, she's passed out. Isn't that Rape?" Dead man #1 asks
"Just shut up and do it! Don't be a pussy." Dead man #2 says
"Yeah man, if you won't then I will!" Dead man #3 brags
"Not before me you don't!" Dead man #2 states
"Ya'll sound like a couple bitches over there, should I just bend you over and take you instead?" Dead man #4 jokes
"Can you guys just stop! I can't do it with all these distractions!" Dead man #1 exclaims
'Scum! Shannaro~ these losers are absolute garbage! Time to take out the trash! …I'm so glad no one heard that god awful pun, I'm starting to sound like my grandfather.' I approach the dead men walking.
"May I offer a few suggestions?" I ask cracking my knuckles in a threatening manner.
After beating them within an inch of their lives then leaving them on the side of the road I pick Boruto up bridal style and bring him back to my place. 'No way can I let Aunty Hinata and Himawari see him like this!'
I changed his clothes, wiped off the makeup and healed any injury's he obtained while being manhandled by those low life's, then I left him on my bed while I went to call Aunty Hinata to inform her he'd be sleeping over.
"Don't worry he's fine! Just a little tired after sparring… Yes! I actually mean sparring!" I exclaim blushing bright red "Aunt Hinata!" 'I swear the Uzumaki family lives and breathes to embarrass me!' "I'll let him know, uh-huh, yeah, goodnight!" I hang the phone back on the receiver. 'And here I thought Aunt Hinata was the normal one. I guess she'd have to be abnormal to marry someone like Uncle Naruto though…' 'Yeah, and you're dating his son whose practically a carbon copy, only crazier! So what does that make you?' 'Shut up! Shannaro~ who asked you anyways?!' 'Talking to oneself is a sign of insanity, you should seek professional help' 'And you should stop talking so I can think.' '…'
Bolt POV:
"Okay, what the hell happened to me!? My head is killing me, Dattebasa~!" I shout after waking up in-I look at my surroundings-Sarada's room. I stand up to go look for her only to practically fall over 'okay bad idea! I think I'm gonna be sick!'
"You'd better not throw up on my bed! Go to the bathroom. Bathroom! Idiot!" Sarada berates me as she enters her room then practically drags me to the bathroom where I proceed to empty the contents of my stomach. She rubs my back which is nice, she's never been the 'touchy feely' type and I knew this when I decided to date her so I can't complain. Besides she's sweet when she wants to be and a kick ass girlfriend, I wouldn't have her any other way.
After I calm down and stop throwing up she brings me some water and a few aspirins. Then carries me, much to my embarrassment, back to her bed.
"I know what you're thinking Boruto Uzumaki! It doesn't make you any less of a man to be carried by a girl then it does to cross-dress!" She scolded while putting a cool cloth of my forehead 'I swear she can read my mind sometimes and man does that feel good!'
"I plead the fifth" I respond. She scoffs and lightly smacks me on the hand. That's another good thing about Sarada, unlike the majority of the female population she doesn't beat the crap out of guys for little things like this, yes she has a temper and yes she would beat the hell outta me if I ever did anything really bad, but most of the time she just brushes it off with that cool spitfire attitude of hers.
"Before I forget, your mom wanted me to remind you that your dad is going to that Kage meeting the day after tomorrow and she's going with him this time since you and Hima are old enough to look after yourselves." She informs me.
"Damn! I did forget, Dattebasa~!" 'guess that makes me the designated cook'
"Thought so, you're so Shannaro~ sometimes you dolt."
"My name is 'Bolt' but if you wanted the 'D' so bad all you had to do was ask, Wildcat." I say wiggling my eyebrows. She blushes.
"Go to sleep moron! You'll be feeling that hangover in the morning." 'ugh, don't remind me'
AN: That's all I got so far… Should I continue? Leave it where it's at? Let me know what you think!