Down and Out the Rabbit Hole
Alice sat under the tree in her yard. Her teacher was referencing all of Alice's old lessons from years previous. She snuck off while her teacher was droning on about her lessons. Alice, however, was far from the Alice you must be used to. She was a moody girl, around 15, and very rude. She wore a long black dress, and attempted to stay in the shade, as the summer months were a very hot time.
Alice saw a small rabbit hop away while she was walking in the field. She started to follow the rabbit and fell nearby a large rabbit hole. She looked inside and soon fell down and down and down. Although instead of dying, as most people would from such a fall, Alice floated gently to the ground.
"How weird. This whole place seems a lot different from my home." She stepped along through the doors. "I don't think I'm in Kansas anymore." She said with nary a thought. "Then again, I don't think I ever was in Kansas." She continued along the hallway. Eventually, she found a bottle labeled 'DRINK ME'. She sniffed the bottle.
"I don't think so. That smells terrible!" The bottle that previously said 'DRINK ME' changed quickly to 'SMELL ME'. Alice looked at the bottle. "Crap." She quickly shrunk, not noticing the key located on the table. It slowly proceeded to fall on her as she shrunk. It hit Alice in the head with a loud 'Conk'.
Alice looked around after she came to. She saw a small cake that said 'EAT ME'. "I really don't have much choice, now, do I?"