'His sleeping Face really is just too cute.' The blonde leaned over the man who had fallen fast asleep on his sofa. For the past three months now Prussia would show up on Canada's doorstep asking for pancakes. Well really more like demanding them, and the Canadian was more than willing to comply. Prussia seemed to be one of the only countries capable of remembering the Canadian's name on his own accord.

After devouring four servings of the aforementioned hot cakes drowned in maple syrup, he wandered over to the love seat in Canada's living room and promptly fell asleep. Being the country that he was Mathew couldn't bring himself to wake the Prussian man up. Besides that he had begun to take a liking to the albino...Who still had maple syrup on the side of his cheek. Kumajiro padded over; toddling up onto the loveseat.

"Kumakiko don't do that, you'll bother Mr. Prussia."

The bear ignored it's somber master in favor of cuddling up to their guest's side. Gilbert rolled and pressed his face into the bear's soft fur enjoying the warmth of it then moaned in exaggerated approval.

"T-That was an o-odd noise." Canada chanced to get closer, not to watch him while he was sleeping or anything, he just needed to make sure his guest was comfortable. 'Like any good host.'

"P-Prussia do you have a tummy ache?" Matthew whispered into his ear as to not wake him to rudely. Though before the canadian could get any further an arm had been swung around his neck pulling him to the ex-country's chest.

"More Pancakes, Bring it on! ...Awesome...Food...Yummy." The albino managed to murmur, while slipping back to sleep. Beginning to feel squished Kumajiro decidely climbed over the cushions and dropped down behind the couch.

"Kiwijiro you can't just leave me here." Matt whined.

"Canada." Mathew's heart promptly stopped.

"Yes?" no response.

"Mr. Gilbert?" Still no response, Canada looked down to see a still sleeping Prussian.

'Thank goodness.' Matthew wouldn't have known where to have begun explaining this. He made an attempt to adjust himself, but the odd angle at which he was positioned stopped him. In order to properly remove himself from the forced hug he would first have to achieve balance by putting a leg on either side of Prussia's torso. The Canadian blushed fiercely.

"O-Okay...I can do this." Mentally prepared himself for the onslaught of events that was sure to unfold.

'One for the money, Two for the show, Three to get ready,' "A-And Here We Go!"

He made it.

"Well spank my bippy and call me Sally." The Canadian inwardly cheered, baffled as to how he hadn't screwed that up and accidentally kneed his guest in the crotch.

When all of a sudden he felt a tap on his hip and a voice speak up beneath him.

"Nice to meet you Sally." A sly grin worked it's way to the surface of a certain Prussian's mouth as the Canadian stared down horrified.

Jeez Matt, France's son much? Pfft- Anyway I'm trying to beat my friend Emblem99's story count into the ground, so they're will be many more posts on my page. Oh I'm taking any requests as well.

I just don't do incest. 0w0 AND SHUT UP SPAIN THAT ONE TIME THING WITH GERMANY SOOO DOES NOT COUNT! -The Awesome Prussia

(I was gonna continue this but got Lazy again, If you want a steamy two shot make sure to comment)

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