I don't own teen titans.

Hey! 1st fan fic.! Whooo!Am not asking you to go easy on me or anything. just R+R plz. I will put a phrase in the fist part of the story! Here it is:

"Why did I scratch my face witha sock?"-Me

On with the story!


"Friend, Raven? May we try to contact 'the dead' again?" Starfire asked when she walked in to the living room.

"Umm… sure, Star." Raven put down her book and walked to her room.

Mean While

"Man, I'm SO bored!" Beastboy complained.

"Do ya want to have a water balloon fight?" Cyborg asked

"Hell yeah! You know the rules, we each get 5 mins. Starting…..Now!" Beastboy ran out of the living room.

In Raven's Room.

"Okay Starfire, you need to be very quiet. If something districts me, I might say the wrong thing, and then any thing can happen." Raven said as she open an old dusty book.


5 Mins. Later

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Beastboy was getting his butt kicked. Raven's door was open.( because the spirits could get through easily.) Beastboy don't think that cyborg would look under Raven's bed. So he ran in her room and under her bed.

"Beastboy, what are you doing in here?" Starfire asked.

"dthfb--- Beastboy!"

"There you are! Y—" Before anyone could say anything, an blue light went through the T tower.

Somewhere in Jump city

Bep…Bep…Bep. Robin's communicator went off.

"What's the problem?" Robin was out. He needed some fresh air. On the little screen, a little girl was talking to him.

"Robin we need your help at home!" In the back around you could hear something break.

"Oooooooooo! Raven broke something!" A little boy's voice yelled from the back around.

"Shut up Beastboy!" The little girl yelled.

"Wait, who are you, little girl? That is not a toy! Where is Raven!" People started to look at Robin as he yelled into the little screen.

"Robin, stop yelling at me! I am Raven, ya idiot!" The little girl yelled as something in the back broke.( again)

"Stop braking things!" The little boy yelled again.

"I'll break your head next, if you don't shut up!"

"You shut up!"

"No, you shut up!" something else broke.

"Both ya'll shut up!" A little black boy came up.

"NO, YOU SHUT UP!" Both little girl and boy yelled at the same time. All three of them started to fight.

"Ummmm…..O.k." Robin was very confused. Then another girl came up and said.

"Robin, please come home soon." Then they lost connection.

"What in the world happened..."


" Sot this right, you and Starfire were trying to contact the dead, while Cyborg and BB were having a water balloon fight, they districted you, you missed up the spell, and now, everyone is little?" Robin said scratching his head. Raven nodded.

"See? Its Raven's fault!" little Beastboy said

"What? This is all your fault! If you don't district me we would still be the same!"

Raven, calm down. You might break something." Starfire said

"You mean ' break something else'." Beastboy said with his arms crossed

Raven was starting to run after Beastboy, but, Robin grabbed her.

"Damn, let me go, Robin!" Raven tried to escape his grasp, but, she was too little.

"Calm down first."

"But, what about him? He should in time out or something!"

"We'll deal with him later. How long are you guys like this?"

"What! I hated being a kid!" cyborg said.

"Oh, but, I loved being a child!" Starfire added.

"Well, I hate to burst you're bubble, but, if SOMEONE would let me go, I can try to find a way to undo the spell." Raven said still trying to get away from Robin.

"Well, how am I supposed to keep you from killing Beastboy?"

"Trust me" she started to walk away when she passed Beastboy. He blew a raspberry at her. She stuck her middle finger at him.

"Go screw Aqualad." Beastboy said.

"Ooooooooooooooo!" Cyborg popped out of nowhere.

And somewhere in the Titan's tower East tower.

"Yay!" Aqualad said as he jumped up and down.

Back to the Titans

Raven turned around and said

"Go screw Terra, oh wait, she's a rock!"

"Ooooooooooooooooooo!" Robin said

"Don't say that name in front of me!"

"Terra, Terra, Terra, Terra, Terra, Terra, Terra!"

"Friend's please, no fighting." Starfire said as she got between Raven and Beastboy.

"Starfire's right. We shouldn't fight at a time like this." Robin picked up beastboy in case Starfire couldn't stop him.

"Whatever, but, I don't like Aqualand anyways."

Titan's East

"Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!" Aqualad fell on the couch.

"What's up with him? Oh, pizza's here!" Speedy said

"Who knows? Give me some pizza!" Bee replied

"Who wants anchovies!" Speedy yelled

"WHAT!" Aqualad yelled then back and passed out.

Back to the Titan's …um… I don't know. Let's just say Jump city

Raven walked out of the room.

"Robin, what did raven do with her middle finger?" Starfire asked.

"It's kinda like get out of my face." Robin answered

"Yo, BB, Starfire! Come here!" Cyborg yelled from the kitchen. Bestboy turned into a cat, and jumped into the kitchen, as Starfire flew.

"What is i--" before Starfire could say any more, Cyborg stuffed a cookie in both Beastboy and Starfire's mouth.

"Cookies taste better when you're a kid!" It took a sec for BB and Star to taste the yummy cookies, but when they did……..

"COOKIES!" They went nuts. Robin sighed, and walked over and…He…He…He took the cookies away! ( Sob,sob)

"Yo, Robin! What are you doing!" Cyborg yelled in horror.

"This cookies are for then you guys are being good, okay?" Robin said trying not to get killed.

"No!" All three jumped him while trying to get the cookies. A few mins. Later Robin got away. He was all beat up. That's what he gets for taking the cookies away! Then Raven came out of her room.

"What happened to you?" Raven asked.

"Raven, help! There monsters!" He said inching tours her.

"You mean 'cookie monsters'." She said as she put down the book she was carrying, that was half her size.

"I think I know how to undo the spell. But, it's going to take about 20 mins."

"Okay, what do we do?"


Ok lets just skip to 15 mins. later.

"Man! How long is this gonna take!" Beastboy yelled.

"Bestboy, it's only been 15 mins. Keep your pants on." Robin said with out looking up.

"15 mins.! That's all! I thought Its been 1 hour!" BB said waving his arms.

"If your that bored then go in a different room." Raven said reading her book.

"Fine." Beastboy walked into the training room. Cyborg fallowed. ( As stupid as this is)

"Hey Beastboy, Do you want to have finish our water balloon fight?" ( See?) Cyborg asked.

"Sure, we have nothing else to do." 5 mins. later.

"OK guys, NOTHING must district me this time, we only have 1 and half min. until we stay like this for maybe about a month. So be very ,very quiet." Raven said looking at her book.

( BB is very bad at this game)

"Aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Beastboy ran into the living room, forgetting about undoing the spell.

5 seconds.

Cyborg tried to hit BB, but he missed. But, it did hit some one.

4 seconds

It hit…………………………….

3 seconds

It hit…………………………….

2 seconds

It hit Robin.

1 second

But, Cy threw another one with out thinking, and it hit Raven in one second flat.

"What are you two doing!" Yet another blue light went through the T tower. In one second the light came and gone. Raven, Starfire, Cyborg, and Beastboy were still little.

"Great! Now am suck with four 5 year olds for month!" Robin yelled.