My first not oneshot FMA fic so please don't be mean to me! Seriously. And if u feel like being mean because u know this is a yaoi fic and yet you don't like yaoi then please go put your head in the toilet and flush. Why look up yaoi fics if u don't like it? Don't ruin our fun; there are too many yaoifangirl/boys out there. Now that I got that out, please enjoy my fic and read on.

Disclaimer: I do not own FMA

Paperwork, paperwork….more papers….look at that! Paperwork! Wait a minute what is this? Oh just paper, and this would be a…invitation for…someone's wedding, Oh I remember her, she's that girl…no…she's…..Either way I'm not going.

"I CAN'T BELIEVE ALL THOSE PEOPLE!?!?! HOW DARE THEY CALL ME SO SMALL I CAN'T BE SEEN AN INCH FROM THERE FACE!"

"Great, just what I need paperwork and an annoying, short" "WHO ARE YOU CALLING SO TINY THAT"

"Now, Now Full Metal, there is no need to start yelling. Especially when my cute little daughter is here with my wife. She's so delicate!" Ugh, now I have 2 annoying people in my office and I have no clue why! Can't people just leave me alone to my work? I think I heard Havoc saying he had a date tonight…Hhmm scheming

"What do you want you two?" I ask impatiently. Hughes puts on a serious face, which is quit unusual for him. "I need to speak to Edward…alone." For some odd reason I begin to panic.

"Alone? Like by yourselves, privately, no one else can hear but the two of you? Without anyone else there? I can't be here with the two of you? Why? What is this all about?" Both just stare at me curiously. Then Hughes smiles and laughs.

"We're only planning your birthday party." I'm taken back. Hhmm, didn't know they cared that much. I leave my office to give them privacy. Wait a minute, my birthday was 3 months ago! Click damn them, they locked it. Why would they use my office to talk to each other privately? I press my ear against the door. I can't hear a thing! What are they talking about? It's my office dammit!

The conversation

"Uh, Hughes must both your arms pin me to wall?" He backs off and mumbles a sorry. There is an awkward silence between both of us….Then he clears his throat and sternly says, "I have noticed something going on whenever you and Mustang are in a room together or at least sort of…alone." What the hell is he talking about?

"So I must ask you, what are your feelings toward Mustang?" My mouth hangs opens. I just stare at him. Now our awkward silenced has worsened.

"Hughes…I…well….I really don't know what to say…except, nothing! Jeez I never thought you would be as sick as the colonel." He smirks at me. "So I take it that…you"

"No! How the hell do you think I feel about that man?!?!" I try to hide my fear and sound angry but I'm pretty sure he could hear it. He laughs….that bastard. I blush and hope that he didn't see me. "Don't worry I won't say anything to anybody but I wanted to know for a reason. One it gave me an excuse to show you the picture of my little girl! Look that's her in pigtails and a cute little pink dress. I picked it out myself!"

"Look I told you already. I. Do. Not. Have. Feelings. For. Mustang. At. All. And I never will!" Lies. I wish I could just tell him how much I hate him. And how much I wish we could be together. Ugh what am I saying? No way in hell will Centrals biggest womanizer ever even think of going out with a…short…Edward.

He smirks at me. "Ugh! What do you "see" when him and I are alone? Huh?" I ask him very impatient now. "I'm not sure it's just something in the air."

"That's it? Something in the air!?!?" ugh!

"Well that and tell you this: if you need any advice or any help, I'll be there. Unless I'm doing something with my family." Yeah like I'd get advice from you. "Thanks Hughes."

I say sarcastically. I open the door and hit someone, and by the sound of the groan, pretty hard. I look around the door to look at who I hit. I laugh so hard I fall to the floor. There on the ground in pain, is Roy Mustang.

"Well, well, well, what do we have here?" Hughes asks. Mustang stands up and puts on a stern, angry look. Ha! I got him good! "Colonel why were you that close to the door?"

"It is MY office. Next time you to want to talk go somewhere else……..Full Metal are you done?"

"Hold on." I laugh some more just to make him mad. His face is…don't even say it Ed! Bite your tongue!

"Well I have paperwork so please don't bother me anymore today."

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Author's NOTE! So how did you like it? I'm going to make Ed wait for Roy to realize that he loves him, sorry but my other fic jumped right into it and that wasn't what I was aiming for. So please review or you can screw reading about what happens next! So please review! Oh AND, AND AND ANNNND, I know this is a weird place to leave off, especially in the first chapter but….oh well. Deal with it. REVIEW! REVIEW! REVIEW! REVIEW!