Series - O'Reilly Factor, The Glenn Beck Program, The Colbert Report, The Daily Show With Jon Stewart
Rating - M
Warnings - Slashtastic
Pairings - Beck & Colbert, Colbert & Stewart along with vague Papa Bear & Colbert
Disclaimer - I own nothing and no one.
Summary - An unfinished story.
Author's Notes - None.
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"I don't know how you do it Glenn but you had that audience in the palm of your hand." Bill exclaimed as he tossed his jacket upon the pile of garbage that had accumulated on the coffee table in the middle of Glenn Beck's dressing room.

"It's called the capture, contain and kill method and I'll explain it to you later." Glenn said, popping a fist full of M&M's in his mouth as he pushed a single green converse up against the make up counter, spinning himself around in his chair to acknowledge the man who had just shown himself into his dressing room.

"Don't you ever clean this place?" Bill gestured with both hands around the room, vaguely appaulled at the amount of trash one man could generate by himself.

"Well excuse those of us who don't hire someone to clean up after us." Glenn retorted as he took in the sight of complete disarray around them and made a mental note to himself to clean it up later.

"Well, where am I supposed to sit?" Bill asked, looking at Glenn expectantly.

"Oh right, um, sorry." Glenn said as he got up and lifted a stack of papers off the couch and seeing that there was no place else to put them sat them down on top of Bill's jacket.

"I'm getting you a professional organizer for Christmas." Bill stated flatly as Glenn cleared himself a spot on the couch across from him.

"For once I won't argue with you." Glenn smiled as he pulled out a pillow that had gotten wedged in the couch cushions and layed it across his lap as he settled back against the time worn fabric of his couch.

"I'm glad to hear that because I have come to ask you not to do anything stupid." Bill said, looking straight at Glenn in an attempt to show how serious he was.

"Too late!" Glenn laughed lightly before looking at Bill and upon seeing his face stopped laughing and waited for him to continue.

"I'm tellin' ya Glenn he is not someone to be messed with. Just look what he did to Tucker Carlson. If you think he is kidding I can assure you that he's not and you don't want him to make you into the focus of his or Colbert's scorn." Bill said. Hoping against hope that he could find a way to talk some sense into Glenn before he went and got himself into a whole heap of trouble. He knew what it was like to go up against Jon Stewart and he knew that Glenn would be no match in a battle of wits.

"You really think that this Stewart guy is someone I should be worried about?" Glenn said as he folded his arms across his chest and gave Bill his best 'You've got to be kidding me' look.

"Glenn, I know you and I know your planning on doing something to get back at him for that little parody of you he did awhile back but I'm tellin' ya that if you know what is good for you that you will just let it go. Now I gotta go and get into make up and get ready for my show but promise me that you won't try anything pinheaded." Bill said as he stood and fished his jacket out from beneath the stack of papers and navigated his way to the exit.

"Oh, Bill." Glenn said from his seat on the couch.

"Yes Glenn." Bill paused with his hand on the doorknob.

"Who is your special guest tonight?" Glenn asked already knowing the answer but wanting to confirm it.

"Stephen Colbert." Bill answered, dropping his head with a sigh knowing full well that everything he said before had just gone in one ear and out the other.

"Stephen Colbert huh?" Glenn repeated quietly to himself.

"Glenn." Bill warned, his voice filled with the sound of disapproval born only from experience.

"Don't worry." Glenn began as he rose from his seat and traced Bill's path to the door. " I won't do anything. I promise."

"I'm gonna hold you to that ya know." Bill said before sending Glenn a knowing glance over his shoulder and walking out the door, Glenn closing it gently behind him.

'I promise I won't do anything.' Glenn though to himself, a smirk crossing his lips as he leaned back against the door. 'Just someone.'