Unfortunately, I do not own Naruto. If I did, it STILL wouldn't have me in it. lol.

(a/n) Just so you know, if you had started to read my other story, I am really sorry for discontinuing it. The problem was that I didn't have the time OR the motivation. I am seriously hoping that THAT will not happen with this story.

INTRODUCTION: Valerie is a freshman in College, and Kate and Dee are both seniors in High School when they all decide to test their 'theory' on how to get into the Naruto anime. But it isn't a smooth ride for one 'lucky' person, who has to endure a lot, just to get back to her friends.

Rated T: For some 'naughty' words, if you don't like it, don't read it.

Chapter One:

Valerie stared down at her chemistry book, sighing loudly. She stared at the wall, glad that her roommate was out with her "new boyfriend." She looked back at her textbook. 'I have to study!! It took a lot of work to get IN to this frickin' place.'

Indeed it had taken a lot of work. It was because she had slacked of as a junior, causing her to work extra hard on her ACT and SAT scores, and to work on getting a good résumé. Although, it had all paid off when she got the acceptance letter to Miami University, in Oxford Ohio.

"I can't DO this!!" she yelled to no one in particular. She picked up her phone, pressing the 5 button, deciding that she disserved a break from studying to call someone.

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Kate looked up when she heard a loud 'bzzt' coming from the direction of her desk.

"Pause the game," she said to Dee, who was currently beating up her lifeless form in the video game.

Dee smirked slightly evilly, and paused the game, but with no intention off keeping it as such. Kate sighed, knowing what her friend was thinking, and meandered over to her phone.

"Dee!! It's Valerie!"

"What?!" her friend responded, "We haven't heard from her since the end of first semester."

"I know!" Kate replied, gawking at her phone is disbelief.

"Are you going to answer it? Or have a staring contest with it?" Dee asked, her head resting on her arms, which were resting on the back of the sofa.

"Whoops!" Kate said, laughing, before answering, "Hello Valerie."

"VALERIE!" Dee shouted from across the room. Kate could hear her laughing on the other end, before Valerie found herself on speaker-phone.

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Valerie laughed, she didn't know that Dee would be where ever Kate was too.

"Hey guys!" she said into the phone, to which she heard Kate reply a simple 'Hi.'

"I know I haven't talked to you for a while, but..." Valerie started, "Well... basically I am procrastinating."

All three girls laughed, "Instead of studying for our senior exams, because let's face it, who cares?..." Kate started.

"We're playing the Naruto video-game," Dee finished, shouting across the room, "I am completely pwn-ing her!"

"Only 'cause she is freaking CHEATING!" Kate responded, as Valerie heard laughing and the sounds of a video-game in the background.

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"Okay, so I don't think that I have told you yet," Kate said into the phone a short while later. "I have come up with a hypothetical theory about the Naruto game, or, rather, how we could be able to enter INTO the game..." Kate trailed off, thinking.

"WHAT?!" Valerie shouted, causing Dee to look up, wondering what had just happened.

"It sounds like it just might work," Dee answered, somewhat lamely as she walked over to Kate.

"How does it work?" asked Valerie, her voice still filled with amazement.

"I can't guarantee that it would, it's only a hypothetical theory..." Kate trailed off again.

"Just tell her," Dee butt in.

"Fine..." Kate responded, "Well, it has to do with our cell phones..."

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Quite a while later, Valerie stared at her phone dumbfounded, 'Kate's plan is so insane, it just might work'

"Okay," she said, "let's try it!"

"Hmm," Kate mumbled as a response.

"According to the theory," Dee's voice crackled over the phone, "We need to be on a three-way call with each other. So... basically once we all understand the procedure, we need to hang up and re-dial each other so that we are able to achieve this."

As Kate and Dee tag-teamed while explaining the method, Valerie scowled, obviously confused. Finally, she sighed, "You guys DO realize that I have NO idea what you are talking about... right?" she asked exasperatedly.

She heard the two on the other line laugh.

"This is all you need to know," Dee said.

"After Dee explains this again, hang up and we will lead you from there."

Dee laughed into the phone, "Valerie, hang up, we will call you, and when we connect it will be a three-way call. According to Kate's theory, while we are doing this, you must figure out how to dial into the show, most likely it will work best if you dial the episode number that you wish to visit..."

Valerie stopped listening again.

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"Does that sound good?" Kate asked Valerie, after Dee's second explanation.

"Huh?... oh... yeah!" Valerie replied.

Kate and Dee looked at each other, both thinking the same thing 'She has no effing clue what's going on.'

"Okay, talk to you in a second!" Kate said, and hung up, not giving Valerie a chance to ask for another explanation. Dee turned to Kate, "I feel like something bad is going to happen."

Kate smirked, "I don't."

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Valerie's phone rang, and she picked up, hearing both Kate and Dee's voices on the other end, at the same time.

"Okay, I am about to wire the first part of the process," said Kate clearly.

"I've got the second," Dee replied.

"Where do I come in?" Valerie asked.

"Uh..." Dee started awkwardly.

"Valerie, I think that we can handle this part, okay?" Kate said, obviously trying her best not to offend her friend. Valerie sighed; she knew that it would come down to something like this.

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After quite a while, Kate sat up and smiled at Dee, "Ready?" she said.

"Ready," Dee replied, also smiling.

"What's going on?" crackled Valerie's voice over both of their phones.

"We're about to lock in," said Dee, "Make sure you are holding on to your phone tightly, in just a second we will need you to dial the number 1-4-7. This should take us somewhere close to the end of the Sasuke Retrieval."

"Okay," said Kate before she paused, "It will start... NOW!" Dee activated the system, all the lights in Kate's basement became steadily brighter and brighter until suddenly, the two of them were plunged into complete darkness.

"DIAL!" Dee yelled, hoping Valerie was still connected. In complete unison Kate and Dee dialed, 1...4...7.

The lights came back on in an instant, but slightly dimmer than before. Looking at their phones, they noticed that the screen had seemed to become a swirling purple vortex. Looking at each other they nodded, hitting the 'call' button.

Instantly, they were each sucked into their own cell phone's vortex.

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Valerie was staring at her phone in shock, unable to comprehend what had just happened. The last thing she heard was the word 'now,' which she suspected was said by Dee, but she couldn't really tell for sure.

Then, her desk lamp bulb brightened, before blowing out. Her phone connection had become fuzzy, and random snatches of the conversation on the other side kept reaching her. All she seemed to hear was 'duh' and then a little static; then she heard what sounded like 'la' but she couldn't tell for sure.

'I guess it is about time that I dialed that number' she thought to herself, 'now WHAT was it again?'

After a short while she remembered, 1...4...7 she dialed.

Immediately she began to feel uncomfortable, her phone's screen had gone completely black, and she felt as if she was being pulled.

She held onto the carpet to try to stay in place, but eventually she could not hold on any longer, and she was sucked, unwillingly, into her own cell phone.

Everything went black.

"What the HELL?!" Valerie yelled to nothing, as she fell.