Author's Note: Feels really good to have one of these spring to mind-finally!-after all these months. Thanks to MeAzreal for her inspiring birthday requests. Hope you like this. No Spoilers. Any season, but could easily follow on the heels of 'Bugs'. And for those who've never heard of her, Janet Leigh screamed her way to fame in the most infamous shower scene of all time in the Alfred Hitchcock film 'Psycho'. So sorry for the late post! It's been so long since I had one of these to share that I lost track of the posting time...
Spiders Have Lousy Timing
by
Moviemom44
A blood-curdling shriek that would've put Janet Leigh to shame erupted from the bathroom two seconds before the door banged open and a wet, naked Sam flew into the room.
"Whoa, Sam, what the hell…?"
"Shower…fuckin' swarm…giant...spiders!" Sam gasped, unfazed by Dean's surprised expression.
The blast of hot Arizona air wafting across his bare backside, however, was decidedly unsettling. A female giggle behind him told him the spiders had just become the least of his problems.
"There's someone at the door, isn't there?" Mortified didn't begin to cover it.
"Dino's Pizza delivery, at your service, sweet cheeks."
~the end~