Green Eyes and Spam?

by Penguin

... in which Harry-I-am persists in pestering a grumpy grouch named Draco to try green eyes. And the body they come with. Mild slash.

Disclaimer: J.K. Rowling owns the characters. I'm only having fun with them.

A/N: "Green Eggs and Ham" by Dr. Seuss is just so Harry and Draco! I couldn't resist writing this. Mild slash.

Author: Penguin

Title:
GREEN EYES AND... SPAM?

(In which Harry-I-am persists in pestering a grumpy grouch named Draco to try green eyes. And the body they come with.)


I am Harry.
Harry I am.
Harry I am.

That Harry-I-am!
I do not like
That Harry-I-am.

Don't you like
Green-eyed-me?

I do not like that,
Harry-I-am.
I do not like
Green-eyed-me.

Would you like me
Here or there?

I would not like you
Here or there.
I would not like you
Anywhere.
I do not like
Green-eyed-me,
I do not like you.
Let me be.

Would you like me
If my hair was red?
Would you like me
In your bed?

I dislike everyone
Whose hair is red!
I do not like you
In my bed.
I do not like you
Here or there.
I do not like you
Anywhere.

Would you try me
In the meadow?
Would you try me
In the shadow?

Not in the meadow.
Not in the shadow.
Not in red.
Not in my bed.
I do not like Green-eyed-me.
I do not like you.
Just let me be.

Would you? Could you?
In a car?
Try my lips! Taste them!
Here they are!

I would not,
Could not,
In a car.

You may like them.
You will see.
You may like them
In a tree!

I would not, could not in a tree.
Not in a car! You let me be.

A train! A train!
A red express train!
Could you, could you
On a train?

Not on a train! Not in a tree!
Not in a car! Just let me be!

Say! In the dark?
Here in the dark!
Would you, could you, in the dark?

I would not, could not,
In the dark.

Would you, could you,
In the rain?
Lick the drops off me,
All in vain,
More and more falling
Down from the sky.
Are you quite sure
You don't want to try?

I would not, could not, in the rain.
Not in the dark, not on a train.

Could you, would you,
With a goat?

!?
EURGH! Stop it, Potter!! You're so sick!

*snigger*

Would you, could you
In a boat?

Not in a boat! Not with a goat!
Not in the rain! Not on a train!
Not in the dark! Not in a tree!
Goodness, Potter.
Let me be.

I do not like
Green-eyed-me!
I do not like you,
Harry-I-am.

You do not like me,
So you say.
Try me! Try me!
And you may.
Try me and you may, I say.

Harry!
I like it! Your green eyes!
I do! I like them! And no lies.
I like the way your lashes curl,
The way you make my stomach swirl.
I like your hands, I like your skin.
I like your mouth to take me in.
I do! I like it! Okay, you win!

I will try you in the rain,
Lick you clean from drops of rain,
I will try you on the train,
And in the dark, yes in the dark.
And in a car. And in a tree.
You are gorgeous. Here? You see?
I will have you here and there.
I will have you ANYWHERE.