Dib sighed as he went into to his room. He closed his door and sighed again. He sat on his bed and sighed for the hundredth time that day. He pulled his laptop from under his bed. He opened it and turned it on. It showed his youtube video he posted (of Zim of course). He saw there was a comment with a link on it.

"What is that? Could it be? HAS SOMEONE REALIZED ZIM IS AN ALIEN? DO I HAVE AN ALLY?" Dib began yelling and making weird noises for no apparent reason.

"YOUR VOICE IS STUIPID!" Gaz called out. Dib quieted instantly and clicked on the link. It showed nothing but words. A blog maybe? Dib thought. Dib just began to read. As he read his eye began twitching and his mouth began to widen.

Suddenly (and totally outta nowhere) Zim crashed through the window.

" HAHA DIB-STINK I HAVE A NEW PLAN TO DESTROY THE HUMAN RACE! MWAHAHAHA!" Zim said holding his fashionable laser gun.

"Ya Zim there is a door." Dib said quietly. He hadn't looked away from the screen.

"Zim did NOT want to face the Gaz-human." So Gaz got to be called 'human' then.

"Good point…"

"Dib… is something wrong? You don't seem interested in my AMAZING plan." Zim approached Dib.

"NO ZIM! DON'T COME ANY CLOSER!" Dib jumped and tried to block his laptop. But Zim, being the 'superior' species, ignored him and walked closer.

"Do NOT tell Zim what to DO!" Zim pushed Dib away with ease and read what was on the laptop. Dib sat on the floor watching Zim's expression change from a glare to a surprised one to a disgusted one to and completely flushed one.

"D-Dib?"

"Y-y-yes?"

"Are we..?"

"Yeah…"

"So this is…?"

"Yeah… a M rated fanfiction story."