Bloopers of The Hunger games Trilogy

by swiggity swame this is my name

This is bloopers, and my version of how things should've happened Of course these people don't act like they really do so yeah! Rated M for language

1. Reaping

I had funwriting my twilight one so heres my hunger games one!

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*Reaping*

Effie smiling like mad hatter "WELCOME WELCOME TODAY I SHALL ANNOUNCE THE TRIBUTES FOR THE 74TH HUN-"

Voice from crowd "WHO GIVES A CRAP?"

Effie smiling "Your fat ass mom. Now Ladies first!" draws Prims name "Ha! PRIMROSE EVERDEEN COME HERE AND DIE A PAINFUL DEATH!"

Prim 0.0 "WHAT? WAIT KATNISS TOLD ME THAT I WOULDN'T GET CHOSEN THAT SON OF A-!"

Katniss rolls her eyes "I'll take your place if everyone will just stop yelling!"

Effie nods "Alright. Boys!"

Gale thinking to himself Hmmm there's that blonde kid over there staring at Katniss. If he's chosen I must volunteer!

Effie, "Peeta Mellark!"

Peeta walks up stairs "Bullshit!"

Gale, "I volunteer!"

Effie, "lovely!"

Peeta, "I volunteer!"

Gale, "No I volunteer!"

*goes on like this for five hours*

Effie pulls out a handgun "Alright bitches, whoever steps up gets their balls blown off!"

Gale slowly backs down the stairs

Peeta, "Crap."

Effie smiles and puts her gun away "VOLUNTEERS ARE OVER! I'm not going to shoot you Peeta, I'm just tired, NOW OFF TO THE CAPITOL BEFORE I KILL YOU BEFORE CATO DOES!"

Katniss and Peeta hurry up in the train

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Thats how the reaping really went!