A new story that I made up...sort of. Also, the core four (Ralph, Vanellope, Felix and Tamora) are played by their voice actor from Wreck-It Ralph (John C. Reilly, Sarah Silverman, Jack McBrayer and Jane Lynch) because I could just imagine the four of them doing a movie that it kind of like a real life version of WIR. The first chapter is basically just going to be an introduction to this story. Kind of like a long prologue. The next chapter will be the real first chapter. Now, please enjoy the story. *Vanellope is not nine in this story!*

Rating: 'T' for language and suggestive themes throughout the story

Pairings: Hero's Cuties (FelixXCalhoun); Jawbreaker (RalphXVanellope)

Disclaimer: I do NOT own anything/one that you guys might and or do recognize. I cannot stress that enough.

Prologue

Normal would be a very correct use of words to describe the Fixton's.

The household consists of a father, mother, six children and two pets. The first to be mentioned is the nicest, handiest, and overall 'poster boy' father, Felix Fixton Jr.. Not very tall though a great guy, Felix stands at a minimum of five-ten and has neatly parted brown hair. His natural southern charm is usual thing that people first note when they meet the man. No one had anything bad to say about the guy. Literally. He could accidentally bump into the largest guy in the world and within seconds they would be good acquaintances. That was just how amazing of a person Felix was. No joke.

The second is Tamora Jean Calhoun/Fixton who probably has the roughest personality you've ever seen. But, being married to such a nice guys like Felix, she learned how to control most of her anger. Though the tall blonde, six foot, had her ways of getting around Felix. Using her natural, "We need to talk..." to get whatever she wants. And of course that means that Felix will obviously fall into her trap every time she sets it up. Along with her cunning and sly ways, Tamora is definitely not the type of person you'd want to mess with.

Then there's the six children. Oldest child being eighteen, youngest being one.

Collie is the oldest daughter. Though she is eighteen, she is definitely not the most mature out of the six children. Reason being that she always insists on taking her younger siblings to places that she calls fun; meaning that they're dangerous and the children could get hurt in more ways than one. But that doesn't mean that she's no fun. With the height and hair color of her mother, this blonde has the same southern charm her father.

The next child, Marcie, is a fifteen year old daddy's girl with a wild, rebellious side. It doesn't take much for this wild child to be sent off. But when she is, Marcie Fixton is almost unstoppable. Like Felix, Marcie's on the shorter side with golden brown hair. Only her hair is styled more like her mothers.

After Marcie comes Martin. Otherwise known as little Felix. Tamora never lets go of the fact that if her and Felix would have known that Martin was going to turn out almost exactly like Felix, they would've named him Felix III. Next to Felix, this twelve year old is the most mature one in the Fixton family. No lie. He takes care of his three younger siblings and is the voice of reason to his two older sisters destructive and careless behavior. Another large reason as to why this young boy is so much like Felix is their goody two shoes mannerisms.

Alexis and Maxium, Lexi and Max for short, are the two twins of the household. Just don't let their looks fool you. Even though these five year old's look obviously identical, their personalities will really catch a lot of people by surprise. While Max is the more calm, civil one, Lexi has the same energetic spirit that both Collie and Marcie get from Tamora. For some odd reason, but not unlikely, the girls in the family turned out to be more like the mother as to where the boys are more like Felix.

With that being said, the last child but certainly not least is little, one year old Millie. Cute yet shy Millie has the most bubbly persona out of the entire family. And, given that the girl is only one, is a slight surprise around new people when she gallivants around like no ones business. It's also hilarious to Felix and Tamora when the young girl acts this way.

The family seems pretty normal. Having two pets, a three old fully grown Great Dane male named Koby, and a two year old orange cat named Q-Bert. Living in a big, two story house with a pool, eight bedrooms and six bathrooms. All of the kids are in A+ schools. I mean, how could they be abnormal?

That's where the Reilly/Fixton's come in. We'll start out with the father, Ralph Reilly/Fixton. This tall guy is two years older than Felix and is married to who is probably the most annoying, yet sweet, woman that has ever lived, Vanellope von Schweetz/Reilly/Fixton.

The story behind why Ralph has two last names is because him and Felix have the same father, but not the same mother. His mother, Samantha Reilly, died while giving birth causing his father, Felix Sr., to be alone. Only months later, Ralph and Felix's father met a brunette named Amy. Two years later, Amy gave birth to Felix Fixton Jr. Growing up, Ralph learned about his real mother but still accepting Amy as his mother. Only on the condition that he could take both his fathers and mothers last name. Felix Sr. took the offer and added Reilly to Ralph's last name.

Now that we've gotten most of the sad stuff out of the way, Ralph has a total of three kids with Vanellope. Now Vanellope can be a sharp tongued, feisty woman. Especially towards Ralph. The two bicker like an old married couple. The funny thing is that they are married. They just aren't old. Ralph's forty years old and Vanellope is only thirty five.

Anyway, Vanellope is a little shorter than Felix, barley reaching the repairman's shoulder. Her raven black hair is almost always tied back into a tight ponytail usually held together by a bright red hair tie and sprinkled with some kind of sparkles or something that Ralph could never figure out. Vanellope is just a fresh spirit that loves sweets and racing mixed in one. Mostly candy. Then again, that's probably why Vanellope is hyper most of the time...

Moving on. The first born Reilly/Fixton is Chase. This eighteen year old has shaggy black hair and wears dark colored clothing most of the time. Or anything that has to do with that type of style. Chase has an easy going, free, and small rebellious personality. But beneath his hard, rugged shell lies a true mama's boy. Like how he was when he was seven and under. But this teen doesn't show his emotions all that much due to the fact that he loves to hide his true feelings under fake ones that take control over what he says and does.

The next child isn't as dark as her brother, but she's close to it. Fourteen year old Katy is more of a daddy's girl much like Marcie is with Felix. The only thing is, Katy isn't as close to her father as she was before. Though she has gotten older, Katy loves to act like a little kid. Not one day goes by were she doesn't sing the Spongebob Squarepants theme song or watch the shows on Nick Jr. All she really is is a little girl trapped in a fourteen year old's body.

And then we come to the Reilly/Fixton's third child, Camryn. Camryn is six years of age up to date and wouldn't have it any other way. The only thing that is 'wrong' with the young girl is her speech. Yes, she can speak perfect English. For some odd reason the girl would rather stay quiet and only speak when spoken to. Other than that, there's nothing to complain about with the auburn haired child.

Within the Fixton's and Reilly/Fixton's, there is a total of nine children. The names of those children, if you had already forgotten, are Collie(who is going to the army so she won't be seen all that much in this story), Marcie, Martin, Lexi and Max, Millie, Chase, Katy and Camryn.

Now, here's the big question. How much trouble will eight kids get into when the four adults of the house leave for the whole entire summer to go on a two month vacation? You'll find out when you read on...

And that was the prologue. I hope that you guys are interested because if you're not then PLEASE let me know before I continue. Thank you for reading.