One normal day in El Wood city Arthur and his friends were in school. Apparently today was going to be a special day at El Wood elementary. Mr Ratburn had told the class that there was going to be a new music teacher at El Wood elementary school, and that he had been in a rock band from the 90's.
The kids have filled into the music rooms class room for their first day of class. They all sat in their seats and took out their instruments as they waited. Also they began to gossip about who the new teacher could be.
"I wonder who this new teacher could be and how long he staying," pondered Francine.
"Well I hope it's one of the spice girls," Muffy sighs dreamily and is completely oblivious to the fact that Mr Ratburn said it's a dude.
"Well since it won't be one of the spice girls since they sucked..." Buster cut in.
"Hey they did NOT suck," says Muffy
"They spoke to the modern girl!" she says again.
Buster just rolls his eyes and acts like it's nothing that she's so stupid.
"O my god! The teachers late! I need to learn," Says the Brain while he's hyper ventilating.
"Brain, it's OK your not going to die if you don't get one days worth of education, look at me im perfectly fine!" says Binky.
"No your not! Your retarded and your IQ is only like 45!" the Brain says.
All of a sudden the Brain punches Binky and they start fighting on the floor. All the other kids in the class room are going "FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!". Arthur is shaking his head and talking to Buster about the latest episode of Bionic Bunny that was on T.V. the night before. All of a sudden the door to the music room opens and everybody stops chanting and the Brain and Binky are left to fight.
The Brain hits Binky over the head with a trumpet that was sitting on the desk right next to him.
"Hey that was my trumpet! That was expansive!" cries Fern
"All Right, that's enough boys," says the voice who's at the front of the room.
" O my god!" shouts a shocked Buster.
Binky and Brain stop fighting in the classroom and Brain gives Fern back her trumpet. Fern is still crying since that is her only trumpet and it had blood stains on it. The class is staring up at the front of the class room where their new music teacher stood. It is Eddie Vedder from Pearl Jam.
"God I must be high," He mutters to himself as he writes his name on the board for the class to read.
"Well you all know me," he says.
Muffy raises her hand.
"What do you want?" Eddie asks her.
"Well I don't know you." she says.
He sighs and goes "why don't you know me?"
"Because I listen to pop music, like Animal Farm, and Britney Spears, and Cristina Aguleria. Not rock and Roll." she says with a snotty voice. He shakes his head.
"Well to bad cause no body else like's that shit." he says
With that the class laughs. Then Binky raises his hand.
"What do you want?" Eddie asks him.
"Well, I was wondering if we could swear in this class cause Mr Ratburn said the next time I swear he's going to send me to the principal who's going to send me to the philipeans to become a male prostitute on a street corner." Binky says rushedly.
Eddie Vedder and the rest of the class stare at him in this weird way.
Eddie goes "uh...sure you can swear in this class..."
"Awesome!" says Binky who is obviously interested in this class already.
As Eddie begins to write something on the board Brain raises his hand.
"What do you want you little Fuck." he says.
The Brain stares at him as if he's not used to people swearing at him.
"Well...Well...what kinda stuff...are...we.. Gonna learn...?" he ask's Eddie.
"Well I haven't thought about that? Alright. Now shut up and just do something else. Class will be over soon any way." Eddie sighs. And erases what he had written on the black board. All of a sudden a music book hits the Brain on the head and him and Binky start fighting all over again. This continues until class is over.
To Be Continued