Authors Note: I Put Catmas instead of Christmas because Jellicle cats probably don't even know who Jesus Christ is so I put Catmas cos EverlastingCatmas sounds even gayer, actually this whole story is quite gay, but anyway enjoy it.
p.s Macavity gets to rejoin the tribe! Woo!
A joyful atmosphere lay over the wintry junkyard. A large tree, which had been acquired with the help of MungoJerrie and his accomplice RumpleTeazer, now stood in the centre and was decorated by many small, bright bits of junk making it glisten and shine. White snow settled over everything much to the amazement of the kittens who had never seen snow before. Plato had been brave enough to eat some and wrinkled his nose in disgust. "Bah humbug!" Macavity spat as he watched the jolly Jellicles laugh and chat around the huge tree. If you were to look inside a Jellicle you would see that they had a heart but if you were to look inside Macavity you would find nothing just a black hole. "I hate Catmas time! All the happiness and cards and presents I hate it! Don't you Chester?!" "Err yes?" Chester replied dumbly. Macavity was on his own except for Chester, all his henchcats had gone home for the holiday. "If I could just take away Catmas and see the unhappiness on their faces. That would make my day!"
"How could you boss?
"I don't know do I! Your supposed to be the brains here any idea!?"
"Uhhh."
"Trust me to keep behind a dumb one."
"Boss guess what."
"What!"
"I got you a present for Catmas boss do you want it? I love Catmas don't you boss?"
"No you idiot!" Macavity lost his temper and biffed Chester on his face sending him sprawling across the floor.
"Sorry boss I won't get you another present."
"Wait! What did you just say?!"
"What?"
"What did you just say?"
"I said what."
"No! Before that fool!"
"I won't get you another present."
"That's it!?"
"What's what?"
"If I take away their presents and they won't get presents, the tree and their cards there'll be no Catmas. Muahahahaha-" Chester cut of Macavity's evil laugh with "What's so funny boss?"
"The plan all good evil plotters have one because they're cool."
"Oh. What's the plan again boss?"
"Idiot!" Macavity hit Chester again sending him back across the floor. "It's to steal there presents so there is no Catmas!"
"Well how you gonna do that?"
"I have an idea now come on we've got a costume make!"
"Jenny…" Etcetera bounded up to the plum Jennyanydots. "Can you tell the story of Santa Paws again?" "Etci love I've told you it about 15 times why don't you ask Skimble?" Jenny replied wearily. Every year she would have to tell all the kittens about Santa Paws over and over again, it was time Skimbleshanks did it for once instead. "Ok!" Etci shrieked before running to the Scottish tom with the other excited kittens to ask him to tell them. "Aye I'll tell you lass all you kits sit down and I'll tell you it. Once there was a cat called Nicholas Paws. He travelled around the world giving presents to bonnie wee kits far and wide. Then one day he died-" Skimbleshanks had to stop as the kittens muttered "awww!" "Aye he died kits but the Everlasting Cat saw his kindness and brought him back to life. Now he lives forever giving present to all the good kittens. But if your bad he gives you rotten fish! Now who's gonna be a good wee kitten so Santa Paws will give them their presents?" "Me! Oh Me!" All the kittens chorused. "Right well it's bedtime kits." Jenny called "Awwww man!" The kittens chorused once more. "Aye to bed!" Skimble agreed. "But Jenny!" Whined Tumblebrutus while lying on the floor. "No buts! Bedtime!" Jenny ordered the kittens who, although very moodily, trooped of to bed. "Thank heaviside for that. Now see this rag doll Skimble, would Etci want it?"
"So what's the costume for?" Chester asked as he stitched the red cloth together. "Santa Paws wears a red suit it says in the story dumbass I need to look like him, and you need to look like his sidekick you know Rudolph so get making the brown costume as well!" Macavity ordered the tom. "Well why do I have to be the sidekick?"
"Because you work for me anyway! Besides all the evil plotters are the main bit when their in disguise."
"Oh. Well why can't you do your own costume?£
"Well why should I? Just do it!"
"Stupid ginger twat."
"What was that?"
"Nothing!"
Half an hour later the suits had been finished and done. "Now we have to wait a couple of days till it actually is Catmas." Said Chester. "Well actually you need to build a sleigh just like the real St Nicholas Paws." Macavity replied matter-of-factly.
"What!" Chester Exclaimed appalled.
"Just do it now get moving we only have a week!"