Disclaimer: don't own anything, no moneys made.... ever
Ichigo and his hollow lay together in a post coital haze on the side of the building in Ichigo's inner world. It was so bright that Ichigo had to shade his eyes to look at his sleeping hollow's white face.
"Stop watching me" growled the scowling hollow without opening his eyes. Ichigo continued staring intently until Shirosaki groaned and opened his yellow eyes, "What do you want king?"
Ichigo propped himself up on his hand and frown thoughtfully "I was just wondering..."
The pale boy rolled his eyes expecting some mushy, romantic crap to spill from the teenager's mouth, "Out with it king."
"Technically does this just count as masturbating?"
Even if Hichi wasn't left gaping like a fish, completely gobsmacked he wouldn't have been able to answer.
Zangetsu was laughing too loudly.
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Note: This has become a multi-chap of unrelated one shots on different pairings. Any suggestions, ideas or requests would be put on a pedastal, adored and worshiped like the blessings they are to someone like me who is inspirationally challenged