"Weeheeheehee!" I screamed. Today is the day I get more piggies, and zim will be doing other stuff. I wasn't realy paying attenion because I was dancing.

"I wanna get me some piggies!" I saw Zim walk in the living room carrying something in a bag.

"Gir I need you to look after the house while i'm away. Oh and remember, don't let any one in the house. Got it Gir? Don't let anyone in the house!"

"piggies for tea! it makes me scream! ahhh! I need more soda."I was screaming while he was talking.

"Gir, are you even listening to me?" Zim said annoyed.

"Gir if you don't listen I will make sure you don't get those 'piggies' of yours. " Now make sure no one gets inside the house.

"Yes my master."

I walked to the refridgerator and got the waffle mix. Then started chopping up raw bacon. I put the raw bacon in the waffle mix and put it in the oven. I pulled out my phone and texted everyone on it. The oven went ding, so I pulled them out and got the syrup. The door bell buzzed. I ran in the living room and rolled to the door. I got up and said, " the pizza is out back!" and opened the door. It was Dib. He had a candy bar in his hand.

"Gir where is Zim? he was suppose to be at skool, two days ago!"

"Oh yeah! he went on a buisness trip." I grabbed his candy bar and started eating it.

"Okay, you can have that. did he tell you where he was-"

A group of people slammed past their way to get in the house. They started walking on Dib, who tried to get up, and failed until they stoped coming.

"Gir, who are these people?" he asked in a curious voice

"Their my piggie loving party goers! they're helping me watch the house."

Dib got a spark in his eyes. He knew he could use this as an opportunity. An oppotunity to search Zims house and take pictures.

"Say Gir, could I help you watch the house?"

"Okay," I smiled and let him in. i'm trying to remember what master told me . . . throw a party in the house. got it. Zim's gonna be so proud of me.

Two hours later. I plugged the console into the television. I grabbed Dance, Dance Revolotion. like always, I went first.

"Gir! what is going on here?" Zim screached like a banshee.

"I told you to watch the house and you throw a party?"

"Oh yeah, i'm sorry. Do you want some waffels?" I forgot about the waffels, but I guess now is a better time than ever to bring them up.

"No I don't want any waffels! Waffels don't help take over the world, Gir. now what I want you to do is get all of these 'Earthanoids' out of the house!"

"Yes my master!" I ran up to the party people and started pushing them out the door. Where was Dib? I haven't seen him since he pulled out his camera.

"Is that Dib? Gir you let my rival in the house?" Zim yelled. " I mean, you know I hate him so why did you let him? It doesn't make any since!" Zim kept ranting on.

"Hello, we got a package of stuffed piggies for a Gir," the delivery man said. he gave the clipboard to Zim and he signed it. All of the stuffed piggies exploded out of the crate and all fell on Dib.

"That's what you get Dib-monkey for entering my house!" Zim said after Gir threw him out after throwing a piggy at the wall.

"I'll be back Zim! if it takes me the rest of my life!" Dib screamed as the gnomes dragged him away from the house.

Zim shut the door and turned to face me. He looked angry. His face turned crimson red with rage.

"Are you angry?"

"Yes gir i'm very angry. You let strangers in our house, and . . . where is the camera that Dib had?"

"I used it to film the party. I knew he was going to say 'no' so I switched with a hello kitty camera. Now he has a whole bunch of cat pictures."

"Gir, you are brilliant!"
I put all of the piggies in my head and went to my room. now all of the piggies were on my bed. I went to my computer and uploaded the video after I went swimming in the piggies. I love my piggies.