Contest: Twilight of Craigslist AD Contest (Part I)
Title: In Search of Roommate
Rating: M
Word Count (minus A/N and header): 141
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In Search of Roommate - $600mo (Forks WA)
Date: 2011-10-06, 3:33PM MST
Reply to: desperatefornormal(at) gmail (dot) com
I own a 3 bedroom house.
I am looking for a quiet roommate, is that even possible in today's society? My last roommate was just kicked out because he kept referring to himself as the tracker. It was a bit creepy. I wanted to warn every female he brought here to run away, fast. The roommate before that was totally obnoxious, she never stopped talking. I don't mind female roommates, but I do not date my roommates. There is a chance that I might want to jump your bones, but I have great self-control. It won't happen, unless you're my brand of heroin. Also, I do not want to hear you having sex.
No gangsters, pimps, goths, skaters, preppy kids, stoners, psychics,witches, vampires , goons, goblins or anything even close to any of these things.
Please be normal.
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