Disclaimer: I do not own the characters. But as for the random stuff… that's all me.
This all occurs during first year.
Harry: My name is Harry Potter! I am the Chosen One!
Draco: BE MY FRIEND!
Harry: … I think you are strange.
Ron: So do I.
Harry: You should be my friend.
Harry and Ron: Friends!
Draco: I WILL GET MY REVENGE!
Hermione: Thinking about this logically, you are all weird.
Professor McGonagall: You will be sorted now.
Draco: I WILL BE IN SLYTHERIN!
Everyone: …
Draco: I'M SORRY! I WAS BORN WITH A CONDITION THAT MAKES ME SHOUT EVERYTHING I SAY!
Lee: Cricket, cricket.
Hermione: You're not in first year.
Lee: Poof! I'm gone. (Disappears in a poof of smoke)
(After the Sorting)
Ron: YAY! Food… (drools)
Hermione: Ew.
Dumbledore: I just wanted to say… Booga wooga wooga. The end.
Harry: Is he… mad?
Percy: Of course he is! Can't you see that he's wearing a lady's bonnet!
(Everyone looks at Dumbledore. He is standing up and doing the Macarena, while indeed, wearing a lady's bonnet)
Harry: Yes…
Professor Quirell: OMG! There is a troll in the dungeon! (Faints)
Dumbledore: Older kids, take the little kids back to the Common Rooms! Teachers come with me.
Professor Snape: No one will see me sneak away. (sneaks away to find Quirell)
Harry: Did you see Snape sneak away?
Ron: What? (busy kissing a pumpkin pasty)
Hermione: Help! I'm trapped in the girl's bathroom with an ugly troll! AAHH!
Harry and Ron: I'll save you!
(After they save Hermione)
Dumbledore: Aw! The first years get to kill a troll, but not me! What has the world come to! (Falls onto his knees)
I hoped you liked that random crap. It just came to me. Maybe I'll continue it, but I don't know yet. Oh well.
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