I don't own sailormoon. The people who created the show own them. Please don't sue me.

I: he looks so hot (spying from the next window)

ML: are u sying on d again

I: (blushes)

ml: you are (she looks over)Ha! he has burn my eyes. I'm blind.

I: your nuts he's cute. i...

D: what are you doing i

I: umm day dreaming

d: can't so guy have amoment alone in the bath tub

I: sorry

(milisha hidden under the window pain)

welcome to the sailormoon show. I am your host Maggie Lisah and we are here to interview the cast.

ML: so let's... what do you mean that the cast isn't here yet. Those little witches they should be here

I:(warps an arm around ml)well the kitties are here

ML:oh right! damit we are on the air.Let's bring out that cat duel Luna and Artemis

(The crowd cheers)

Ml: Luna how old are you?

Luna: None of you dame business! all you knowis that i'm young enough to have kids.

Artemis: what kind of question is that.

ML: How are you in the program?

(meanwhile Darien and serena come out of the closet)

Serena: are they gone?

Darien: shh they maybe here. Hey let's get some food after all that work we deserve it.

(back in the M and M studios)

ML:God this is so boring

Irene: ML Serena and Darien are here.

ML: Let's bring them out Princess Serena and Prince Darien

Serena:(almost tried) Hi! it's good to be here

Darien:yo!

ML: how long have you been together

Darien: Every since the silver milennium

ML: wow! so you guys...

(all of a sudden Luna come in and starts a hissy fit)

Luna: you little beep why did you just cut our time.

ML: well luna

Luna: you cut our time to show some meatball head and a sexy dare devil the rest of our time (luna leaps into the air with a knife)

ML: i do apoligize for luna's temper.

(They take luna in a stright jacket away before the knife)

Darien: Oh yea you whinny cat we have pictures of you stealing andrew's money from the arcade

Luna: how dare you, i don't steal you cow.

Earlier that day in the closet

Serena: Darien are u sure we should search Irene's bag

Darien: sure why not

(In irene's bag there is a lot of blackmail photos:

Andrew w is in a hula skirt, on tape Devin signing sesame street in the shower, Lisah dancing on a table in a santa suit with a bag of oreos(don't sue me milisha) while singing a barney song)

Darien:what weird suff she has

Serena:yeah talk about weird

Darien:i never knew she was interested in devin

be continue...