I haven't written a thing in a trillion years. Here's some crack for my redemption!~

Miku always loved stars. She always hated jets. Ever since she started singing, she'd hated them. For many of her PVs, she had been required to float in the sky, sometimes even space. But nothing had prepared her for the jets.

"Light song…" She sang, looking up to the clouds with a smile. She was singing a beautiful song, one of her favorites. "Light…song!" She felt like she could touch the clouds. Chances are she could. MASTER had upgraded her, enabling her to fly through the sky like a bird. Or a voice synthesizer. Lately, she'd been flying in a lot of PVs. Triple Baka and Light song, to name a few. As to how she could fly, exactly, she had no idea. But it was no matter. She felt free. So free, she felt like she could go anywhere in the world. A beautiful feeling-

WHOOOOM!

"Miku-Miku!" someone shouted. The singer turned her head to see a man. Sticking his entire head out of a jetplane.

"Who is that girl? She looks young!" The other pilot said.

"It's Miku! She's a singer! Isn't she beautiful?" The first pilot admired.

"Um…" Miku mumbled, confused.

"MIKU! Can I have a picture?"

"I'm a little busy, sir…"

"Aw, please!"

"No, I really don't think-"

FLASH!

Suddenly, the man whipped out a camera, snapping a fast picture of Miku. He hadn't turned off flash, and the light was blinding.

"I'm losing my balance!" Miku cried.

"Thank you, Miku!"

"BOB, YOU ARE AN IDIOT!" The pilot who hadn't taken the picture yelled, flying away, and Miku plummeted to the ground, luckily just catching herself before she landed.

And that is why Miku hats jetplanes.