Hey, it's JayPay, for the first time since ever! My friend and I came up with this idea, and I claimed writing it and am coming through on that claim! It's my first thing since Stolen, and I REALLY hope I complete it! Fingers crossed. This is a multi-chapter fic, so be warned: I may flake out on it, but I'm feeling really determined about it! Enjoy! :D
Road Trip!
Day 1: On the Highway to Hell/Canada
DemonBunny is online.
KICKA$$ is online.
DemonBunny: Daisya! :D Wazzup, man? How's Canadian life?
KICKA$$: Just dandy, fucker. How do you think it is? It's God damn Canada! X( There isn't shit to do here.
DemonBunny: :( Damn, that sucks... What about soccer?
KICKA$$: No one worth my time to play. I need some serious skill...
KICKA$$: Hey, you doin anything this weekend?
DemonBunny: Nah, never do. :P
KICKA$$: Then get your ass up here! I'm dying, man! We can play a few games, and then you can go home. :D
DemonBunny: HELL YEAH! XD I'll bring Kanda and Allen too!
KICKA$$: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! Thanks Lavi! Can't wait to see you guys!
KICKA$$: Oh, and Lavi...
DemonBunny: Cha?
KICKA$$: STEP ON IT! XDDDDDDDDDDDD
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Kanda and Allen were in the cafeteria of the dorms they stayed in, having their lunches in a deadly silence. Their hate for each other was legendary in the small Kansas town, so people knew to stay away when they had to be together.
Excecpt Lavi.
"Allen! Yuu!", yelled the red-head for the university to hear. "Daisya needs our help!"
"Huh?", Allen was confused and concerned. "What's wrong?"
"Daisya needs us to come to Canada, ASAP. So pack up your stuff, we need to hurry!"
"No." Kanda said firmly through the commotion.
"But Yuu-", whined Lavi.
"NO," snapped the exchange student. "means fucking no, Baka Usagi. And don't use my first name, or I'll dice you with Mugen."
Kanda, Allen, and Daisya were all enrolled into the exchange student program. Kanda was from Japan, Allen came from England, and Daisya was dragged to Canada, even though he wanted Brazil for the soccer and the babes... Poor guy.
Allen sighed, "Sorry, Lavi, but we have classes tomorrow. We can't afford to miss them. I'm sure Daisya is being well taken care of in Canada."
Lavi opened his mouth to argue, but let it go with a sigh. He began to dig through his backpack, "I really wish you guys had agreed to come with me. This isn't what I want..."
"What are you talking abo-", and Kanda was interupted. With a taser. He dropped like a rock out of his seat, unconscious.
Allen stared bug-eyed at Kanda, then snapped his attention to Lavi, stammering, "La-Lavi?..."
But Lavi just shrugged. "Sorry, Allen." And tased Allen before he could escape, and he fell with a yelp.
As he put away his taser, the red-head just shook his head in dissapointment. "I wish you just did what I said, but it wil- AH!"
Lavi looked down to see what had latched onto his ankle and found Kanda crawling to get ahold him. "Laaaaaviiiiii...", growled the exchange student.
"DOWN!", Lavi fumbled slightly but tased his friend again.
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Kanda awoke to the blurry Kansas country side passing by the window. He groaned as he tried to recall what the fuck happened to him.
He was eating lunch with that stupid Moyashi.
Lavi popped up and annoyed the hell out of him.
He was asking something...
And when Kanda blew him off, something happened.
Something painful...
FUCK.
Suddenly Kanda's mind was very clear on what had occured.
Baka Usagi had tased him. Twice!
Kanda tried to sit up, but found something was holding and weighing him down.
He saw the handcuffs looped around the door grip were making it difficult to move his arms to attack anything.
And Moyashi handcuffed around his torso and sitting in his lap was making it immpossible to do anything at all.
And if the shock of the sleeping Allen resting on Kanda wasn't enough, the British exchange student also had his head at the sensitive base of Kanda's neck, breathing on it gently and brushing it with his lips in his somewhat fitful sleep. Kanda choked back a noise of alarm.
At that, Lavi, who was driving the small car they were in, chuckled. "Finally awake? You've been out for a good while now."
"You... What the fuck were y-"
"Ah, now Kanda, I'd rather not, but I will tase you if I must.", warned Lavi. This cut the rampage Kanda was itching to go on short.
"Che, where are we going, Baka Usagi?", Kanda said, resisting the urge to skin a certain rabbit...
"I told you; to help Daisya."
"Then, why the hell are you dragging me along?"
"Because I said I would."
"Well," Kanda snapped. "That's not your fucking descion to make!"
"Kanda..." said Lavi, reminding him who exactly had the taser in the car.
"Che." And Kanda shut up, but not because of Lavi's warning as much as Allen. His dream must have become worse because his actions on Kanda's neck had become more... intense.
"Really, Kanda, you need to control your-"
"Shut it, Baka Usagi."
Lavi looked at Kanda, somewhat shocked by the small outburst, and he noticed Allen's unconscious actions. "Oh! Well, damn, I should have let him sleep in my lap. Lucky." Kanda was about to shove the sleeping boy awake, until Lavi spoke again, "Wake him, and I tase you. This is just to good to stop."
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Lavi had pulled over at a convenience store to fill the tank and was inside getting an icee when Allen had finally woke up.
"Hmmm... Wha?", mumbled Allen, disoriented with the heavy fumes of gasoline and from just waking. He was about to pass out again, but Kanda shouldered his head, jolting him awake.
"Wake up, Moyashi! Hurry."
"What? Kanda? Wait, why am I in your lap?", Allen asked, a blush developing on his cheeks.
"There's no time. Baka Usagi kidnapped us and is taking us to Canada. He's in the store right now, so we have a chance to break out. He has your arms locked around my torso, but that's it.", explained Kanda as he opened the car door. "Step out and slide your arms down my body. You'll be free and should be able to get me out."
"Wait, hold up! What are you talking about? Lavi wouldn't do this. You must be mistaken."
"Now, Moyashi!", growled Kanda.
"Don't call me that! I have a name, Bakanda!", yelled Allen.
"LAVI FUCKING TASED US! Remeber?" barked Kanda. And just then, Allen did remember, and Kanda saw the realization on the white-haired boy. "Now will you do it?"
Allen stepped out of the vehicle and began to work his way down Kanda's figure.
In a mini-van behind thier car, sat a kid wearing a headband with a scowl on his face as he focused on his videogame. His name was Timothy. The boy noticed the movement in the car in front of him and couldn't believe what he saw. A white haired guy had his face in another man's lap. Timothy got out of the van and gawked at Allen and Kanda. "Oh my God, are you giving him a blow job?"
At this embarassing moment, Lavi had stepped out of the store to catch Allen and Kanda in the mistaken act, but knew they couldn't be doing what Timothy thought they were.
But Officer Bak, the on-duty cop at the convenience store, thought they were. "Hey, you two! Freeze!" He reached for his gun, but it had pulled a Houdini on him. Bak then remember it was in his car. He bolted for his car as Lavi went for his own.
"Get in!", yelled Lavi at the framed pair, who did so.
The red-headed kidnapper put the pedal to the metal and sped out, closely tailed by Bak. With sirens ablazing, the chase was on. Lavi took sharp turns through out the small town, trying to loose the pesky po po.
"What the hell were you guys doing?", exclaimed Lavi, giddy with adrenaline.
"NOT RIGHT NOW, LAVI!", Allen screamed, clearly freaked out. "DRIVE!"
Lavi must have been a stunt driver or drag racer in a previous (maybe even this) life, because what he was doing was insane. He was hopping from street to sidewalk and back again, driving with reckless precision, if possible!
"Hey, Kanda!", called the drag racing driver.
"What?", shouted the poor passenger.
"Tell me what's coming up on my right, kay."
"Why?"
"Eye-patch, duh! I can't see it."
"THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU DRIVING?"
Lavi completely legal U-turn and put it in reverse, deciding that driving backwards would be fun.
"What are you doing?", screamed Allen, clutching onto Kanda for all he was worth.
"Nuthin'", said the WAY too laid back mainiac, waving at the bug-eyed Bak behind/infront of them. Bak came to his senses and reached for the gun in the passenger seat and started firing.
"QUIT PISSING HIM OFF! FACE FORWARD!", shrieked Allen.
"Shesh, you sound like a teacher.", but did so anyways.
Lavi took the next left on two wheels, giving a passing pedestrian a good view of the car through the sunroof. Bak, on the other hand, was not so quick on the wheel and skid through the intersection as he tried to turn, leaving some burnt rubber and hubcaps in his wake and loosing Lavi simultaneously.
Lavi took the ramp back onto the highway, leaving the small pit-stop town in his rearview mirror. For a moment, everything was silent... Then Lavi began to crack up.
"Psh hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! WOW! That was killer! Oh, what a rush..." exclaimed Lavi.
"Happy?", Kanda began with sarcasm. "Good, now turn this hell on wheels around and go back to the God damn university!"
"Come on, man! Lighten up! It's a road trip, it'll be fun. And if you can't chill, I can always tase you, that seems to make you pretty mellow."
"Che... Oy, Moyashi, stop cracking my fucking ribs. Release the boa hold."
Allen weakened his grip, but plopped his head down on Kanda's shoulder, which he allowed with a scowl.
Once Allen's pulse fell safely below the near-death-experience level, he noticed something he should have a while ago, especially since he woke up staring at it.
"Kanda...", called Allen meakely.
"What?" snipped Kanda.
"Why do you have a fresh hickey on your neck?"
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"6."
"8."
"6!"
"8!"
"Hotel 6!",said Allen with a pout.
"Super !8", snapped Kanda.
"Neither!", piped in Lavi.
"Shut up, Baka Usagi, no one asked you!"
"Seriously, Lavi," said Allen. "We do need to sleep somewhere."
"And I have somewhere!", replied Lavi.
Kanda now gave a damn what the red-head had to say. "Where?"
"The Hilton! I reserved us a room earlier. I wanted their best, but it was taken."
A few minutes later, they had arrived and checked in. The three were preparing to go to bed as the news rambled on, until one story caught their attention.
"Earlier today in Abranch, a high speed chase took place in the small town's streets as three men were chased out of a convenience store and lost at the exit.", said the reporter. "The chase began when young local, Timothy Hearst, caught the two passenger engaged in public inappropriate behaviors."
The shot switched to an interview with Timothy, who seemed plenty excited to be on camera. "I saw this little white haired old man blowing off a cross-dressing dude and busted them. It was awesome!"
The screen the flipped over to video footage of the chase from the police car's point of view. Lavi had just turned the car to face the cop car and the image froze, zooming in on the freaked out Allen clinging to the scowling Kanda and a waving, totally oblivious Lavi. The shot was then of Bak in a filmed interview, speaking to an on-scene reporter. "These three men are considered criminals and are being pursued by this and the surrounding counties' police forces. If you have any information, please contact your local district. And to you three deviants: We'll find you. Count on it, sickos."
Allen then turned off the television, gaping at the now blank screen with Kanda. Lavi, mean while, was laughing his ass off.
"An old man and a cr-cross-dresser! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!", bellowed the red-head.
"Oh my God... We're bloody criminals..." whispered Allen to no one in particular.
Kanda was silent... And then yelled in fury as he grabbed a chair a broke it to splinters in one swing.
"Woh, man, chill", said Lavi, but he was met with a glare that dared him to utter another letter. Lavi held up his hands in a gesture of defeat.
"How about we all get some rest.", recomended Allen. "It's been a long day."
The other two silently agreed, and the three slipped into their seperate beds for the night. Finally, all was silent and peaceful for what seemed like the first time in the long day...
Thump.
The noise was highly audible in the room, causing all three to become alert.
Thump.
This time, they could hear the noise from the wall behind their beds.
Thump.
Kanda, Allen, and Lavi all sat up, confused at the noise as it picked up speed.
Thump, thump, thump, thump.
Lavi was the first to realize it, covering his mouth to keep back his laughter. "The people in the next room over are fucking fucking!"
A woman's moans began to join the now recognized pounding.
Kanda's face showed shock, while Lavi's was one trying not to be heard laughing. Allen's though was one of concentration.
"Oh..." Thump, thump, thump. "C-Cross...!"
Allen's eyes all but popped out at the name. "Master?", he whispered.
"C-Cross!"
"Master?", asked Lavi.
"Yeah," quickly elaborated Allen. "I had a mentor back in England, Cross Marain, but he disappeared a year ago."
Kanda's and Lavi's jaws dropped as they stared at the wall with a familair stranger on the other side getting it on.
Thump, thump, thump, thump, thump. "Cross!"
"So this is where's he's been...", said Allen, completely unphased at the acts next door.
"Why hasn't he made any sound?", questioned Lavi, while Kanda sat appaled and silent.
"You know, " said Allen nonchalantly. "Silent lovers are the best, as I'm told. And I heard many women say Cross is the best."
"Wow... Kanda, you must be a beast at it then!"
Kanda snapped out of his trance at that and turned to curse out the vulgar red-head, but was interupted.
"CROSS!", screamed the woman with Allen's master in a grand finale.
"Huh...", said Allen.
"What?" Lord, was Lavi nosey...
"Ah, nothing much. That was just quicker that usual." Allen shrugged and plopped down in bed again, sleeping almost instantly.
Lavi and Kanda, on the other hand, couldn't sleep a wink as Cross went another four rounds next door.
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O.O... I wrote that... I can't believe it... Oh, well, I'm proud of it! Thank you for reading and please review! I'm already working on the second chapter, so it shouldn't be too long before it's out!