The sun was rising in the pixilated horizon.
It was blossoming into a beautiful day, and the fresh morning air burned into Natalie's lungs as she crawled breathlessly out of the hole she'd been stuck in for five straight days. She had two hearts left that were diminishing fast because she had no food left from her journey.
There were no fucking animals anywhere and all she had was a map and a few pixilated stones.
So her day was going graaaaaaaand.
The inexperienced player tried pulling out her map a few times, but only ending up thrusting into the damn thing and not getting a fuckin image.
After hours of walking in a circle like a complete dumbass, she finally found her friend's house in a cave
...right next to the hole she dug out of *clap clap*
The overpowered motherfucker in the house had been the one to ditch her ass and leave her for dead five days prior. Ryan was his name. She called hacks on his fookin cheatin ass.
But when she looked through one of the window-door-things, she saw that he was long gone, with a toy sword stabbed deep into his chest.
But lmao fuck him there was food-
and a little zombie fuck boy bouncing around with a diamond sword in hand. Who must've escaped Ryan's satanic ritual thing and finally got revenge. Shit.
Minecraft had proven to be one of the most confusing blocks o shit Natalie had ever played. (Despite being made for seven year olds - but let's not mention that)
The horsemask she was (100%) wearing started to tear up as she fell dramatically to the rock floor. She wiped her watery anime eyes with a hand as her lips trembled, "Horse husbano-san... you shall be missed..." She said sadly, despite hating the fucker with all her heart.
Then she finally decended into minecraft hell - singing "Take Me Home, Country Roads" With a talking fish. (Who was apparently Michael Jordan)
Country roooooaaadddd
Take me hoooooooooome
To the plaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace
I beloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong
...
Lol really, she just starved to death alone rip
Meanwhile, Reece joins the game and faps vigorously over her corpse - and later dies by the midget zombie trying to marry Ryan's dead body.
The end.