Brawl on the Enterprise

by RealZanderTube

(Star Trek parody of Brawl in the Family) Kirk and Spock obtain the same shirt, which gets them in a fight, and now the crew fight protocol is inititated. Rated PG because reasons.

This story takes place before the events of Where No Man Has Gone Before (TOS S1E3) because in that episode, Spock is wearing a yellow shirt.

The officers of the Enterprise sit at their posts. Kirk enters the bridge.

Sulu: Captain on the bridge!

Spock enters the bridge, wearing a yellow shirt. Bones thinks he knows what is going to happen next.

Bones: Oh god please no.

Kirk: Spock! You and I are wearing the same shirt!

Spock: Precisely, Captain.

Uhura: (Quietly) Please don't fight.

Spock: What's wrong with that, Captain?

Kirk: Nothing, Spock. I just wanted to point that out.

THE END.

Did you think I was really going to make a Star Trek TOS version of Brawl in the Family? I would never do that! If anything, I'd rather watch Spock's Brain 1,000 times than to remake that crappy episode not even Bob the Builder could fix. What should I make next?