Final Fantasy Lounge: Episode 1 by DoomaWriter

Author notes: Here's my first fanfic and its mainly based on Final Fantasy games (32 bit and up) and a bit from Kingdom Hearts. Hope you all enjoy!

The scene begins inside a cushy Inn where heroes from everywhere far and near loved to come and sit and converse.

At a table many were taking turns playing the card game Terra Master.

Zidane: Ha! I win again!

Zell: What the hell!? How did I loose!? I had higher numbers than you, doesn't that mean my cards were better!!!

Zidane: Sometimes. Hey, don't get mad at me I didn't make up the rules.

Zell: I don't even know the rules! Nobody would tell me!!

Zidane: Sounds like someone should stick to Pokemon cards.

Zell angrilly gets up from the grinning Zidane and walked off angrily, mumbling to himself.

A few moments later, Cloud walked through the Inn smiling. He took a good look around searching for someone.

Squall. Damn, here he comes. Be quiet and maybe he won't see us.

Selphie: I don't know why you don't like him. You're just a big meany who hates everyone!

Squall: ......I'm missing the point.

Selphie gets up and begins jumping up and down waving both hands.

Selphie: HEY CLOUD! OOOOVEEEER HERE!-Ow!! Who kicked me!?

Cloud sees them and begins to walk over.

Cloud: Hey, nearly didn't see you there for a moment.

Rinoa: Don't worry, it wouldn't be a party without you, right Squall?

Squall: I suppose all parties need that one jackass nobody invited.

Cloud (chuckled to himself): C'mon man, you know you missed me, I mean, if I wasn't me, I know I would!

Squall (turns away from Cloud): Whatever.

Rinoa leans over to Squall and begins to whisper to him.

Rinoa: I thought I told you to try to be nice! Now do you want to be here or not!?

Squall: I already told you, no. I hate everyone here.

Rinoa: What about-

Squall (cuts her off): Yes!

Cloud: If you ask me, someone's angry that they aren't the most famous person...in history.

Squall: Whatever.

Cloud: I mean, we all know whose the best heroe of all time. Whose saved the world might I add.

Selphie: Oh c'mon!

She turns to the entire Inn and yells out.

Selphie: If you've helped save the world, raise your hand!

Everyone inside raise their hands.

Cloud: Alright, alright. But I did have to go up against Sephiroth, the badest badd ass to beat all bad asses! Who was you're rival huh? Some teenage jerk who feels the need to be thought of as important.

From a table on the other side of the room, Seifer (whose sitting with Raijin and Fujin) stands up and yells at Cloud.

Seifer: You bastard! Why don't you come over here and say that to my face!!! I'll kick your litle identity-crises-having ass!

Cloud: I have a better idea, why don't you come here and try to shut me up?

Beeds of sweat come down upon Seifer's face. He looks around to see the whole Inn now staring upon him.

Seifer: N-no. W-why don't you come over h-here?

Everyone sigh in pity and turn back to their own conversations. Seifer sits back down and tries to be unnoticeable.

Raijin: That was just pitiufl ya know!

Fujin: SHAME!

Seifer: ....Just leave me alone.

Back at Cloud's table, Zidane and Garnet sits down to join in on the conversation.

Zidane: So who missed me?

Squall: Oh great, two self centered asses to listen to.

Cloud: Hey, you're just mad because I'm the best star that ever lived.

Squall and Zidane: What!?

Squall: That's a damn lie and you know it. I mean I'd never be seen wearing a dress as a female prostitute just to meet some guy.

Everyone at the table begin snickering to themselves.

Cloud: Hey, hey hey! I only did that once!.....in public.

Zidane: Well let's get serious, we all know that I'm the best heroe there ever was.

Everyone at the table burst out in laughter. Milk pours out of Selphie's nose. Rinoa falls back and out of her chair. Squall remains quiet and folded his arms in disgust at everyone and tried his best to remain as isolated as possible. Zidane turns to see Garnet trying to hold her hand over her mouth to disguise her laughter.

Zidane: God I hate you all.

A waiter walks up to the table and turns to Rinoa.

Waiter: Excuss me ma'am, but I believe that that's your dog.

Rinoa turns to see her dog Angelo gnawing a moogle to shreds.

Rinoa: Yeah, that'll happen sometimes.

She turns and drinks from a cup as the moogle's round pom pom flies on to the table. The sounds of screams and the word "Kupo" are being repeated in the background.