Disclaimer: I don't own this, I don't own that...yadda
yadda yadda. This is my first attempt at a parody.
I think I may of done well. Flame me if you will.

"The Dance" by Sorceress Kimberly
Parody of "Song 2" by Blur

I'm drinking champagne
Selphie runs her campaign
And she's annoying
But whatever

Woo hoo!
And this sexy chick walks by
Woo hoo!
She says "Look into my eyes"
Woo hoo!
And I stumble to dancing
All of the time I am never sure if I know her
So I escort her

Got my groove on
With the brunette one
Who is this lady?
Who is this lady?

Woo hoo!
Now I'm dancing like a god!
Woo hoo!
And I must contain my wad!
Woo hoo!
And I hope that she's easy
All of the time I am never sure if I know her
So I escort her