Perverted Kingdoms
Why does all crap in
Mario games happen? Like why does Bowser kidnap Peach?
When
he sees her big breasts, he gets an erection.
Why did Japan make a
version of Mario where Peach gives Mario a blowjob?
Cause they
like it.
And why does
everyone have these fetishes?
Because…
It began at…the streets. It all did. Prostitutes dirtied the streets while it was littered even more with pimps of all different races, sometimes different races experimenting with each other…
But, that doesn't really affect the Mario characters. After all, that was mainly about sex.
So, what about Mario and his friends' "love" lives?
Mario woke up to the sound of his alarm clock. It constantly played sounds from its radio feature and loud, obnoxious noises, and also some annoying guy. Mario broke the alarm with a hammer, while also cracking the counter it sat on. He wiped the crust from his eyes and sat up.
There was still noise…a very annoying noise…beating…
His brother's alarm. It was still going off. He then smashed that one with Luigi's hammer.
Still that annoying noise!
Mario was fully awake now, and determined to find out where this was coming from. He walked quickly to where the sound originated.
The bathroom.
Maybe Luigi was up?
Mario slowly pushed the door open. He could see green.
"Luigi…?" He whispered.
Inside was Luigi, sitting on the toilet seat, holding a magazine close to him…his other hand held something lower, and his pants were hanging down…
Mario ran away without his brother knowing.
He would never eat HIS pasta anymore…