A/N: How Romeo et Juliette: De La Haine A L'amour should have ended. Disclaimer: All rights belong to Shakespeare and Gerard Presgurvic. The jokes and randomness, however, belong to Jacinta and I.
Chapter 1
Body Vault...
Juliette: No! Romeo is dead!
*Benvolio walks past*
Juliette: Heyyy, what's cookin' good-lookin'?
Benvolio: *looks around* I thought you were dead...?
Juliette: Well, I got better! Too bad Romeo can't handle his poisons, though! Come on, let's leave this body ditch and get hitched!
Benvolio: Um... I don't think so...
Juliette: Is there someone else? What's her name? Address? Greatest fear?
Benvolio: No, but... you're Romeo's chick!
Juliette: He's dead. Carked it. See? *Points at Romeo's body*. TAKE ME NOW!
Benvolio: *runs away*
Benvolio: *runs away...into arms of Jacinta*
Random street corner in Verona...
Sasha: *revives Mercutio*
Mercutio: Who art thou, fair angel that hath revived me?
Sasha: *giggles* My name is Sasha, Mercutio.
Mercutio: Fair maiden, Sasha, knowest my name!
Back to Benvolio...
Benvolio: Hide me, girl!
Jacinta: In here! *hides Benvolio in cupboard*. Stay here for a while...
Juliette: *running to Jacinta* Did you see him?
Jacinta: Who?
Juliette: A hunky blonde dude! HE'S MINE!
Jacinta: Hm, I did see one guy running in that direction... *points to the right*
Mercutio and Sasha...
Sasha: I don't know what you just said, but it sounded dreamy. *dreamy eyes*
Mercutio: :)
Sasha: :)
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