Disclaimer: Do you really think I own this?! ... I didn't think so!
AN: I was bored and the plot bunny wouldn't stop bouncing around in my head, I sorta wrote it in 5 minutes, so be nice =-)
Bloopaskloopa by IchigoPudding
"Is that sludge?" Rose asked while gazing down at the greenish-purple slime that surrounded the TARDIS.
"Bloopaskloopa," he corrected happily, gazing proudly down at the substance in question.
Rose sighed, "And what is 'Bloopasloopa' exactly?"
The doctor smiled, "Sludge, and you forgot the 'k' in 'skloopa'."
Rose crouched down to further inspect the oozing gloop and reached out a finger to poke said oozing goo.
"I wouldn't do that if I were you," the doctor warned and Rose snapped her finger back and looked up at him questioningly.
"Why?"
"You'll hurt its feelings, of course!"
The End
AN2: Yep, that's all; review! Or I will set my Evil Munchkins of Doom after you! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA- Too much?