Summary: What happens if Bella was a vampire before Edward, if Alice and Edward were really brother and sister and human? Jasper, Emmet, Rose, Carlisle, and Esme are still vampires. Could Bella turn Edward? How will Jasper deal with being in love with a human? Find out here!

Author's Notes: Hey, I decided that I'm going to start to make another fanfic as well as continuing to type my other one, but I read some peoples story's and decided that I wanted to take a shot at something like this. So enjoy. Want the full effect of the chapter? Listen to the song Poker Face by Lady Gaga. Lol. You'll see.

Chapter 1: First Day *_*

BPOV

It was torture going to school for more than half of the day but at least we got to stay in one place for awhile. This would be my ninth time through high school here, Rose liked it and so did the rest of us. The near constant cover of clouds made it so we could go to school on a regular basis. This day was even more "exciting" because we have a few new students, the whole student body has been going on and on about them.

"Bells do you think you could help me for a second?" Rose called from the room next door.

"Sure!" I went over to her and Emmet's room, she had two outfits on her bed, oh no. She was going to ask me.

"I just don't know which one I look better in. I want to make sure I look my best." She sighed, her bigheadedness really started to get on my nerves a decade or so ago. Her blonde hair was down and she was still in the same outfit as she wore yesterday, no sleep, so we normally don't change until morning that is unless we get bored.

I pointed to the grayish one, pale skin and light blues and grey's tend go well together. Emmet burst into the room. He was in his "gangsta" phase at the moment, wearing his hat sideways calling us stupid code names. I left before I could get into a worse situation. "I'm out Em-Dawg." I said sarcastically mocking his style on my way out the door.

Jazz was, as usual, a nervous wreck about going back to school. He really needed to get some confidence in his self. I'm sure he wouldn't hurt anyone he had some self-control. I wouldn't really know that much about it though, I was an irregular newborn. Never really was one, when I was changed I had unnatural self control. Human blood doesn't really bother me.

We all piled into the car and we were on our way, we took Emmet's jeep, he complained we never let him drive, that's only because he likes to do reckless stuff to show off in front of Rose. Swerving and trying to make the vehicle jump when we were in it. It's no wonder Esme hates when we leave, Em is always trying to draw attention to us. Carlisle left for work earlier this morning, he likes to work as many hours as he can, or is allowed I should say. Did I mention the music, I don't think so. Poker Face – it's going to be a long trip.

"I can't believe it!" Rose complained. I rolled my eyes. "Did you not just see that car pass us?"

"No Rose and we aren't going faster. Em if you do I am calling Esme." She sank back down into her seat. We did speed up, but by that time we were at school.

APOV

"GOOD MORNING!" I screamed in my high voice jumping up and down eagerly. Edward rolled over in his bed, his blankets at his feat, he is such a slop.

"Go away." He said, I almost missed it. His words went to his pillow not me.

"Eddddwaaaaarddd" I wined. "It's our first day!" I said bouncing up and down again. I didn't have time for this! I still have to do my hair and find something to wear. Ooooo that could take all morning. Hmm, I should defiantly wear the outfit I got at the mall on Saturday. It was so cute! American Eagle Outfitters always had such cute clothes.

"Then GO!" He yelled loud and clear that time, Edward Mason was not a morning person, me on the other hand . . .

OH! I forgot to mention Edward can read minds, well sometimes. It depends on the situation I guess he can only hear my mind by the sounds of it. It can be annoying but I know how to block him out when I need too. I skipped down the hall to the bathroom and started getting ready. I took a shower, got dressed in that cute purple top I got from A.E; put makeup on, brushed my teeth, did my hair, and all in 2 hours! That is record time!

I skipped down stairs where my adoptive father was in the kitchen, Charlie Swan. He is the police chief here in Forks. He's real awesome, the only guy who really liked us enough to adopt us after our mom died from the flue. She was already week from the chemo so it took us by surprise. It's sad, but I like to look on the bright side of things. Now we get to cook for Charlie – I really don't trust him with anything that has to go in or on the oven.

I saw Edward walk down the stairs into the kitchen, but it seemed off. I looked at the clock. Hmm, it was a tad ahead. I shook my head violently. It hurt a little. Stupid vision! You always give me headaches!

"Good morning Edward!" I called to him without turning around. I knew he was going to be there. I was still looking for the box of cheerios that we just got!

"They aren't there." He told me putting toast in to cook.

"YOU ATE THEM!?" I was abashed! They were soo not his!

"Some great future seeker you are. I ate them last night you dope." He told me, he was still tired.

"But-but-but they were mine!!" I complained.

"You are way too happy this morning. Please calm down." Edward! HOW COULD YOU!! I shouted in my mind as loud as I could.

He put his hands over his ears. "Alice-" Charlie said looking up from his papers. "Be nice to your brother, Edward don't eat her cereal. I have to get going. BEHAVE – please." We gave him a hug goodbye and went back to eating.

"So – are you really going to wear that?" I asked him. Old jeans and a t-shirt looked horrible on him. He looked so much better in the sweaters I bought him; he should consider wearing one today. Especially cause Miss Cullen will be there. I can't wait for a new shopping partner! OOPS!

"Alice – for the last time, she won't be interested in me. I don't care if you saw it or not." He told me. "And if it will make you stop talking I'll go put that outfit on for you." He smiled at me.

"Thanks!" I said hugging him to death.

I went on the rest of the morning singing Poker Face in my head. I didn't know if he could hear me or not so I didn't want to take any chances. We took his truck to school. It was pretty beat up.

"POKER FACE! OHMYGOSH!! I LOVE THIS SONG!" I started singing at the top of my lungs. We passed a jeep on the way, we weren't speeding that bad. One day I'll get a porche then we'll really travel in style!

"Pull in here, the other students do, then the guidance officer will give us our schedules and tell us to bring them back to her signed at the end of the day. I have Lunch and Math with you. See you then 'kay?" I started riddling off. I WAS SO EXCITED!

"Alice, could you not spoil the whole day? The element of surprise maybe?" Edward was only joking so I stuck my tongue out at him. "Isn't that the jeep we passed?" Edward pointed.

I noticed the people walking out of it, the Cullens. I saw Bella talking to us. My head snapped back. My hands flew to my temples. EVIL HEADACHES! I have become all but immune to Tylenol Extra Strength, Aspirin, and Midol. They should consider inventing something stronger for over the counter headache relief.

Edward shot me a look and I just shook my head. He obviously didn't see my vision.

EmPOV

"I'm not talking to you!" I told B-Dawg after we got out of the jeep. It's no fun driving slowly! "R-Girl tell B-Dawg to get our schedules, yo."

"Oh no you don't!" R-Gurl complained. I love it when she got like this – can you say 'make up sex?' "You can NOT start calling me that – and after that remark I doubt Bells will do anything that you tell her to do."

B-Dawg was totally not chilled! She was all up in my face! She looked so bummed out, MAN! Uh oh, she's glaring at me.

"Emmet – please stop." R-Gurl said, when I twisted my baseball cap sideways, it looked cooler this way. I frowned.

J-Man, my right hand man, was so panicked. I leaned on his shoulder. "Come on J-Man! They're just people, were just vampires. Chill out, man."

B-Dawg couldn't help but to laugh at that one. J-Man chilled a bit.

RPOV

I SWEAR! IF HE CALLS ME THAT AGAIN HE WILL SO NOT BE GETTING ANY! I flipped my hair and grabbed a nail filer out of my bag. Good thing I complained that we didn't have lunch together, Carlisle called and had them put us in the same lunch, therefore we had to get our new ones. That reminded me . . .

"Bella, you going to try socializing again?" I asked her. She was so funny, she thought it was nice to make friends with the humans, but they all just wanted popularity. She knew it, so she wouldn't hang out with them anymore. She has yet to find a valid human friend. I just thought it was stupid. Who wanted human friends, she seriously needs to get herself a boyfriend. I looked into a mirror on our way to the main office. Perfect – my hair is parted 30 minutes of a degree to far left of my scalp. I should have spent more than 15 seconds doing it this morning.

"Yeah, I hate how we can't be with other people. I am determined this year to meet someone who is a decent human." She smiled, her eyes golden.

We all just hunted last night. Then Emmet had to go out and buy all the 50 cent albums. I let out a deep sigh in disgust. Bella looked at me.

"Trust me it's Em, not you." She laughed. I knew Emmet heard me, he glared back at me.

We had to wait in line behind a freaking pixie girl! She had the nerve to smile at us before walking out with her, or what I assumed to be, her brother.

"Hello, I am Jasper Hale, my sisters Bella Cullen and Rosalie Hale, and my brother Emmet Cullen. We are Dr. Carlisle's foster kids. I do believe you all are expecting us." He told the lady behind the counter. She obviously has yet to meet us, her jaw dropped when Jasper walked up there, if only she saw his scars. That would defiantly be the turn off, we can't help the fact we are amazing to others, myself mainly.

"Um, y-yes." Stupid human can't talk right, stuttering over her words. She handed them to Jazz and we left.

I snatched them out of his ands at vampire speed. He looked annoyed, I just shrugged. So I have every class with Emmet, perfect. I love him eternally, but there is only so much one girl can handle of his gangster phase. I swear Disney has not done him any good, between that and "that's so raven" I can't ever seem to pull him away from his current obsession. We all had Lunch together, that's the best time of the day. Well let the torture begin.

Me Again! Lol – well, here's chapter one! Want more? Well leave a review then! OH! Do you love Alice, or looking for something to read. I recommend "Kindle My Heart" by sprinkledwithtwilight, I am quite addicted. It's really good. Anywho! LEAVE ME ONE REVIEW! That way I know that peoples like it. I will post ASAP. No lie, when I have free time I'll type. And like Edward pre Bella, I have a lot of free time.