Summary: What if Luffy and Usopp found a scary book in the girls cabin?...

Rating: T

Warnings: references to sexual topics

Disclaimer: I don't own One Piece. If I did, I could pay my faimilies bills for a while now, couldn't I?

Chapter 1: A Scary Book.

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'What's Nami laughing about?' asked Luffy.

'I dunno,' said Usopp. 'She's been doing that and reading quite a lot since we left Alabasta. I wonder what she's reading?'

'I bet it's funny! Let's ask her.'

'Are you kidding? It's more fun to sneak a look. Let's go while she's navigating.'

Not long after that, the two pirates snuck into the girls cabin. Luffy wandered over to the bookshelf and picked up a book lying open.

'…Hey Usopp, what does this mean?'

'Huh?' The sharpshooter walked over and scanned the page Luffy was indicating. '…ARGH!!!' He ran screaming from the room.

'…?' Luffy took the book to Zoro, who was up in the crows nest.

'Hey Zoro, what does this mean?'

'Where'd you get this from?'

'Nami's room. She's been reading and laughing a lot, so I was curious. Usopp screamed and ran away.'

'Heh. Must be something scary.' Zoro read the page and visibly paled. 'Oh dear, Kami. Get that away form me, Luffy.'

'Hey, where are you going, Zoro?'

'To hide from that hag. If she corners me up here…' The swordsman climbed down with shaking arms.

Luffy decided to ask Chopper next. The doctor was very smart he reasoned. However, Chopper didn't understand the book either.

'Let's ask Sanji,' he said. 'I only understand a few of these strange things. Look's like some sort of therapy.'

They found Sanji in the kitchen, cleaning his knives.

'Hey Sanji,' said Chopper.

'Yeah?'

'Luffy and Usopp found this book in Nami's room because she reads and giggles a lot but Zoro and Usopp got scared and we don't know what it means.'

'Let me have a look at that.' Sanji studied the book and his visible eye widened with fear. He carefuly put down his knives and ran for it.

Luffy and Chopper followed him, confused and found the other boys quaking in terror under the girls beds.

'She won't think to look here,' Usopp said.

'Guys, what are you so scared about?' Luffy asked.

'Nami's a- a yaoi fangirl!' Usopp squeaked. 'No wonder she's been giggling pervertedly. And we're trapped onboard with her!'

'Oi, don't talk about Nami-san like that!' said Sanji.

'Then why are you here to?'

'I'm scared. Though Nami-san is beautiful when she's scary!'

'What if she tries to pair us up!?'

'Don't say that!' Zoro hissed.

'What's yaoi?'

'You don't know!?' cried the frightened Straw Hat males. Luffy and Chopper shook their heads.

'Go ask Robin,' said Usopp. 'She knows a lot.'

'Hello boys,' said Robin walking in. 'What are you all doing here? I saw you all going in looking terrified.'

'They're scared of Nami's book,' said Luffy.

'Hey Robin, what's yaoi?'

The archeologist looked surprized, then amused. 'So that's what this is about.' She beckoned them closer and whispered something in their ears.

Chopper thought is was sweet, while recognition dawned on Luffy's face.

'Oh, so that's yaoi. Why are you guys so scared?'

'How can you not be scared?'

'Why?' asked Chopper. 'Love is so sweet.'

'Chopper, think about it,' said Usopp. 'Sure it's sweet, I've got nothing against it, but Nami's a rabid fangirl. What if she tries to something, naughty to us?'

The sparkles in Chopper's eyes vanished and he to, dived under a bed to quake with fear.

'It's no big deal,' said Luffy. The others stared at him. Was this just their innocent, oblivious captain not understanding again?

'Yaoi is just guys being in love with each other and doing romantic stuff. What's so scary about it? I didn't know the word for it, but there are lots of people like that back in my village. Girl couples to.'

Getting over his surprize, Zoro said 'Luffy, it's not that that we're concerned about.'

'It's not? Well, you guys are idiots, but you're still too smart to be scared of that.'

'... Listen, Nami likes yaoi. Too much. Since we're guys, she might try to do something dirty to us.'

Before Luffy could say anything else, footsteps came to the door.

'Shit! It's her!' The boys ducked back into hiding and Zoro hissed 'Luffy, hide!'

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