Shamalan: Judith is always so calm and collected that no one seems to know exactly what's on her mind. I had the dubious privilege of digging around in her brain, and I found it quite frightening at some times. None of these thoughts are in order and she's not having them at the same time. They are just random things that I believe she secretly thinks.
Disclaimer: I don't own Tales of Vesperia. If I did there would be no insinuations that Flynn and Yuri were together because they would be.
-(((The Rambling Thoughts of Judith)))-
Thought #1: Yuri
I wonder if people think Yuri's prettier than I am. He's got a beautiful face and great hair (I must find out what brand shampoo he uses). He's slim and likes to help people (when the mood fits him). People find him attractive and…
No…No. I'm definitely prettier. I've got huge boobs, after all.
Thought #2: Raven
I wonder if anyone would notice if I killed him. Stop flirting with me, old man! Only someone as attractive as I am can be with me.
I've got it! I'll act like one of those clingy, annoying girls so he'll get freaked out and leave me alone. Perfect.
I should go study Sodia and she how she pulls it off.
Thought #3: Rita
Poor girl. Will she ever come out of the closet? It's okay dear. People are more liberal now. I'm sure they won't mind that you are gay for Estellise.
Thought #4: Simple Math
Nan + love-sick Karol + large, curved blade of doom = a new hair-cut.
I think she took a little too much off the top Karol.
Thought #5: Repede
Does Repede really hate Estelle or does he just do that to tease her?
I know he certainly enjoys teasing Rita. Repede, you meanie. You know Rita is afraid of dogs. Poor girl will probably become traumatized if you chasing her around.
Thought #6: Flynn
The commandant sure is stiff. He should really take that stick out of his backside and loosen up some. He's depressing me and I am not a fun person when I'm depressed.
Maybe Yuri can cheer him up if the commandant isn't trying to arrest him again.
Oooo…handcuffs. Kinky.
Thought #7: Flynn and Yuri
Eeeeeeeek! O…M….G! They are so hot together!
Oh, to be a fly on the wall in their room. They have to be getting it on. Why else would the commandant be chasing Yuri around all the time?
All right, calm down Judith. Don't become a fangirl. Just stay calm. Find your center…and breath.
*SQUEAL* FLYNN X YURI FOREVER! XD
Thought #8: A Flynn problem which translates into a Sodia problem
Oh, look. Here comes the commandant Flynn Scifo. He must be here to see Yuri again. *squeal*
Ugh! And, of course, her comes Sodia trying to keep him away from Yuri.
Give it up girl! Flynn is totally boinking Yuri (in my head). So give it up already. You look like a desperate, whiney little girl. And you're ruining my fantasies.
Thought #9: Estelle and Sodia
Poor, hopeless, clueless girls. Flynn and Yuri belong together. Get an eye exam. Anyone who's not blind can see that.
Thought #10: Crazy, obsessed fanboy Zagi
Yet another boy who's gay for Yuri.
I bet he went crazy because he knew he could never have him.
Yuri, you heart-breaker.
A random thought from Yuri: Judith
Judith's drooling. I wonder if she is picturing Flynn and me together again. I bet she doesn't realize she talks in her sleep.
Maybe Flynn and I should just have sex in front of her so she'll stop having all those fantasies.
I would like to sleep at night for once.
-(((The Rambling Thoughts of Judith)))-
Shamalan: I thought ya'll would appreciate that last thought. I get a kick out of Judith because even though she's so calm, she has a rather dark sense of humor.