"Ruby, will you buy me a new cell phone? Mine broke."
"Sure Sapphire, as soon as money magically appears in front of me, I will."
"Yay! Oh and I have a football game this Friday and I was wondering if you could come."
"You want me to?"
"Yes!"
"Fine, but you have to go to prom with me."
"That means dresses, makeup, dancing, and sparkly things. I don't know. I don't really like sparkly things."
"Then I won't go to your little game."
"Fine, I'll ask Drew to go then."
"No way, I'll go but I won't give up on the prom thing."
"Did I strike a nerve?"
"You know I don't like Drew."
"Really?"
"Don't play stupid with me. You know I don't."
"I'm sorry, I didn't mean to."
"Yeah, whatever. Different subject."
"Why do you always want me to be a girl?"
"Because, you're a girl and girls are supposed to act like a girl not a boy."
"But you act like a girl."
"That doesn't matter."
"Well I want to know."
"Because, I don't fit in with the guys. They are dirty, perverted, and weird."
"That's my whole point Ruby. I don't fit in with the girls. I have no common interests as the rest."
"Any ideas why we are like this?"
"I really don't know. I guess it's how we were raised?"
"I guess."
"So…"
"So what are we going to do about it?"
"What are we going to do about what?"
"About our little problem. Oh and your bag is about to fall off the table."
"What do you want to do about it? And your kitchen table is very messy for a neat freak."
"Shut up, I know my table is messy. Maybe we can try and reverse roles, but it doesn't necessarily mean we have to stay like this forever. Just for a couple weeks you know?"
"Sounds like a plan. Aw man that means I have to hang out with Krys and all she ever talks about is Gold! It is so annoying!"
"I love how you over react."
"If you love what I do so much then why don't you marry my personality?"
"If I married your personality I would technically be marrying you."
"What?"
"Never mind."
"Never mind what?"
"Drop it."
"Seriously were you implying that you wanted to marry me?"
"I did not. You need to get your hearing checked."
"Sure Ruby. And by the way I just got my hearing checked last week thank you very much."
"You're welcome."
"You're just…ugh."
"Oh my you're acting like Krys more and more by the minute."
"I am not!"
"Ah, the defensive mode. One of Krys's specialties."
"Ruby, I will kill you the next time you compare me to Krys."
"Are you being serious?"
"Yes."
"Oh well."
"Oh well what?"
"You won't kill me."
"Really? You don't believe me?"
"No I don't Krys junior."
"What did you just call me?"
"I-I said nothing."
"Ruby Allen Birch, I am going to kill you!"
"I'm sorry!"
"I won't kill you if you tell me who you like."
"Now that's just blackmail."
"And your point is? It's life or death Ruby."
"That's my personal business Sapphire."
"It's Marge isn't it?"
"Marge? What are you talking about? Wait…are you jealous?"
"I-I am not. I just wanted to know, is knowing who you like a crime."
"Fine, since you want to know so badly. I like you."
"What?"
"No, that came out wrong. Sapphire I love you."
"Really?"
"Yes."
"Ruby I-"
"Don't worry about it Sapph, I didn't expect you to return the favor."
"But-"
"Sapphire, you don't have to say anything."
"But-"
"Don't."
"Would you shut up and let me talk?"
"Okay."
"Ruby, I love you too."