Disclaimer: I don't own anything but the story.
Everyone needs to clear their head sometimes, including Inuyasha, hence why he has his own secret "diary". A/U-ish not a serious fic at all. I was just bored.
Diary of a Hanyou
Day 1
I wasn't planning on using this thing but Kaede said it'd help clean my mind…
But what does that old hag know? My mind don't need cleanin..
Day 5
Okay, this will be the only time I actually use this thing to "clear my mind"
What the hell is wrong with Kagome? She's really abusing the ability to Osuwari me. She sat me about 6 times today because I said she couldn't go home for a week.
Stupid bitch, how the hell are we supposed to find jewel shards if she's gone a whole damn week?
Can't she just drop that skool thing? Not like it's important anyway..
Day 7
I know I said I ain't using this thing no more but…
I KICKED SOME ASS TODAY-YEAH!
Some smelly snake demon attacked us…going on and on about how he'd kill me..
HELLO?! Like ANYONE could kill ME, I am the best around.
So naturally, I kicked his ass from here to Amerika (Kagome said it's on the other side of the ocean)
Stupid thing didn't have a shard though
Day 11
Okay, I am beginning to think this thing is evil.
I keep having urges to write in it.
Day 12
Kagome went back home.
Stupid bitch
Day 13
Am now officially convinced this thing is evil
Day 14
Kagome still isn't back
Day 15
….
Stupid bitch
Day 16
She has 5 minutes to come back before I go after her
Day 16
Bitch sat me as soon as I walked in the door
What the hell is her problem?!
Day 17
…
Day 17
Kagome came back finally
Said sorry for sitting me but she couldn't come back because she had 'tests'
Also said I should be more patient
What the hell?! Who needs patients?! I shouldn't have to wait for no one!
Day 28
Ran into Kouga today…of course he got all cocky and tried to take Kagome
When will he get it through his THICK SKULL that Kagome is NOT HIS!?
Naturally a fight happened
Kagome told me to stop being so jealous
JEALOUS? Why would I be jealous? It's not like a care about her or anything; she's just a shard detector
..I just don't like someone trying to steal my group members, that's all…especially the only one with the ability to sense the shards…
I'm not jealous at all.
Day 28
Not jealous
Day 28
Not jealous
Day 28
Not jealous…
Day 28 (yes, still)
Not jealous...nope…
Day 28
Okay, maybe I'm a little jealous
I knew her first!
Day 32
Rumor has it there's a boar demon in a nearby village with a shard; we're heading over there in the morning.
So here's my plan:
Day 34
Because of my amazing skill and total greatness we have another shard and the village is no longer terrorized by a boar demon.
I should get a bone.
Day 34
Ramen would be nice too
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Like I said before, this isn't serious at all. I was just really bored.