The Fandom ~ A Oneshot Crack!fic of Epic Failure
Author's Note: I do not know where this came from… I was bored in Math, nuff said. It only took about fifteen minutes to write.
"Dude, get over here." Dean Winchester announced loudly. Sam, who had previously been sleeping, grumbled. "No, seriously Sammy, you gotta check this out…"
"This had better be important." The younger Hunter whined, getting up off the motel bed.
"It is." Dean was frowning, staring at the laptop screen. "I found this site… it's called fanfiction…"
"So?" Sammy sat down onto the couch, still too tired to focus on the glowing screen.
"So, these people write stories, about books and movies and stuff." Dean clicked something, then, horror stricken, violently clicked the back button. "There's a Supernatural section."
"Uh-huh. I already told you what slash is, Dean."
"No, that's not what I'm talking about. Chuck must have gotten more books published." Dean looked frantic. "This is so wrong…" he added to no one in particular.
Sam blinked a few times, obviously afraid to look at the computer screen. "How can you be sure?" Sam seemed weary of the idea. "Why would he keep publishing now that he knows he's a prophet?"
"I dunno, but look at this! The last book ended with me going to hell, right?"
"Yeah…"
"But there's terms on here they shouldn't know, then! Like, last names weren't in the books, but there's something on here called… ugh, Wincest." Dean looked frantic, and like he was about to hurl.
"Oh… God! That's… ew!" Sam cried, appauled.
"There's more; Lilith slash you, me slash dad…" Dean paused, trying to keep from gagging.
"Dean, why are you reading this crap?!"
"Because its not in the book section, Sammy! It's in the TV show section!" the older Hunter replied.
"What?!"
"Yeah, and there's one more… pairing…" Dean mumbled, shaking his head.
"What is it?" Sammy asked, not sure if he wanted to know… wait, he was sure he didn't want to know.
"D…Destiel."
Sam flinched, appalled, shocked, and all other kinds of freaked out. "Oh my GOD!!!" He leaned over to get a better view of the page dean had open. Upon seeing it, he froze. "Crap." Panic laced his voice.
"What?" Dean asked, closing off of the page. Sammy shook his head.
"Nothing." Thank God, he thought. If Dean hadn't closed off that page, he may have figured it out. May have figured out that no more books had been published, and that Rubyxisxhawt47 was in reality none other than Sam Winchester himself. For now, however, the secret of his fanfiction profile, along with his twelve published Destiel fics, was safe.